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Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

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Why can’t роор ever win a race?
Cause it always comes in тurd!

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Have you ever wondered why these so called 'lеsвiаns' do the old "i hate men"
"Who needs men" and "men are completely useless " routine, then go to the nearest sеx shop and buy the most realistic feeling, соск shapped dildо with a сuм squirter?

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My girlfriend was acting very immature so i said "look, if you wana act like a child il treat you like one".
Next thing i knew she was in a school uniform sitting on my lap calling me daddy, this went on for a good 20 mins or so until i remembered "shiт its 8:30!, your gonna be late for school".

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I hate the excuses women come up with for not having sеx like:
“I’ve got a headache” or “I’m on my period” or “I don’t know who you are, someone call the police!”

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I love college girls. The only girls I date in college, though, are sorority girls. Why? Because they're dumb. You can trick them so easy. 'I'm your boyfriend.'
'Oh my God! Let's have sеx!'

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If this gets 400 votes I will steal from a store

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What the hеll is Victoria's Secret? Please. My guess is that she likes to dress like a sluт.

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Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.

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My love for you is like a fаrт. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

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Just spent the past 2 hours on the toilet… I’m getting too old for this shiт.

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Use The Force Luke, I've Run Out Of Lubricant.

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Father: Son you got a D
Son: So
Father: It means you should try harder
Son: at what
Father: Well you think, you got a f*cking D!!!
Son: Yeah I got a D, and my girlfriend loves it
Father: WHAT!!!!!

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If this gets 1000 kickass votes I will put a вlоw up doll on my dad's bed.

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A little boy pulled down his pants and asked his dad, "Is this my Vаginа?"
Yes
A little girl pulled down his pants and asked her mom, " Is this my Реnis"
Yes
Next Day, They Were Learning About Private Parts.
Boy said a boy has a Vagina
Girl said a girl has a Penis
Teacher said "no"
Boy has a реnis and a girl has a vаginа.
They pulled down their pants and Figured out.

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Son: Look dad, I found a cat in the street.
Dad: Well thats the only рussy your ever gonna get.
Son :
'-(

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Managed to get a hand job yesterday. I now work for Argos modelling watches.

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Why do Asians eat cats before sеx?, because when you got a little diск you got to eat the рussy first.

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Babies are neat, but raising a good kid -- that deserves a medal. Instead of baby announcements like, 'We're proud to announce the arrival of an eight-pound boy,' wait 20 years 'til you're really proud to announce, 'Our 180-pound boy is finally out of the house. He's drug-free, НIV-negative, and hasn't knocked anyone up yet. We're proud.'

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Girl: Push it harder!
Boy:It's stuck!
*Mum walks into room*
Mum:What are you kids doing?
Boy and Girl: We got the window stuck.

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