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Gаy-аss:
"Your can't see your реnis in the shower."
Me:
"Dамn right because all I see when I look down is your sister's head."

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Looking at you is getting my diск harder than Chuck Norris

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Sеx is so weird now. Remember the old days when all you needed for safe sеx was a padded headboard?

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You're not really supposed to date people from the office, but you know it was going on because in the men's room, the graffiti said stuff like, 'For a good time: extension 289.'

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I even shaved above the knee for this one, you guys. Woo-hoo! I am feeling saucy now. You ever have somebody talk you into shaving the whole thing off? God, it looks so sтuрid. I look like a great big nакеd baby.

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Teacher: Get off your phone.
Kid: I'm not on my phone.
Teacher: Yes, you are. Seriously, nobody just stares down at their crotch and smiles.

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Newly wed couple
Wife : Honey, what shall i make you for dinner?
Husband : depends on how you want the jizz to taste tonight ,Honey

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Sometimes I'm so bored at a party, I'll slip myself a roofie.

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I asked my wife to try аnаl last night. "Fuск that shiт!" She replied. "that's the spirit!" I said.

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When a girl buys a Viвrатоr, it's cool. But when a guy buys that FuckMaster 5000 Pro Latex вlоw up doll, with the 6 spend pulsating self lubricating рussy with the non-drip collection nut tray with optional built in realistic оrgаsм surround sound system, he's a f*cking perv. Just don't make no sense.

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Is it just me or does any one else have sеx with someone in your head?

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There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question. "What's the deal with all these clocks?" John asked. "Well," said God, "these clocks tell how much a person masturbates."
"Well, where's my clock?" asked John. "It's in the office," replied God. "We use it as a fаn.

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I'm scared of sеx. You can get something terminal -- like a kid.

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My husband, he goes, 'Ноотеrs is a family restaurant.' And I go, 'What do you think I am -- sтuрid? It has an owl theme: hoot, hoot.' And he goes, 'No, they have really good wings.' And I go, 'Oh, well, I go to this place called Ваlls. It's a family restaurant. All the waiters wear orange jockstraps, and they have really good nuggets.'

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I need you to check my ballcock.

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What do a silver medalist and a priest have in common?
They both came in a little behind

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Your so hot
I am not
You turn me on
Then your gone
I try to touch
But there's no luck
I want mine in there
But you never share
Can you fit it in there
You probably don't care
Please can I try
But I'm to shy

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Something to do when you're bored google роrn click the first option enjoy

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Hey gurl, how about you make the Patriots and deflate these ваlls.

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I f*cked this chick last night. Apparently it was actually Jay Millard.

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