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I'm sitting there, and these big fат white ladies are making out with these little tiny black guys, practically suскing their whole heads down their throat, feeling up their воовs and everything. I'm six... my grandmother's like, 'Susan, don't stare!' I'm like, 'Then don't take me to jail, ya's nutbag!'

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I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' And he said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Oh, that's my brand.'

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If someone asks you what viаgrа is tell them to Think hard

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Q. What do you call a group of lеsвiаn cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

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Our Supreme Court has even ruled that forcing one inmate to share a cell with another who smokes is cruel and unusual punishment. In other words, our justice has decided that a prisoner can still sоdомizе his cell mate, he just can't enjoy that come down cigarette afterward.

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Look, we can debate this all night.

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Life is like a реnis, hanging freely and relaxed. Its the women who make it hard

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Went to the dentist today and he told me I had to stop touching myself. I said “What’s that got to do with my teeth?”. He said “Nothing but I just find it really distracting”.

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The following conversation took place in a library.
Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the new book by Dr Schultz about small penises.
Librarian: Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet.
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!!

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It's time for the employees of my local video store and the rest of the citizenry of the United States of America to recognize who I am -- I'm Jеrк-Happy Bob.

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A mother looked at her beautiful daughter and said,
"And to think I almost swallowed you".

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I got a German роrnо movie the other day. It has subtitles, which is great 'cause, otherwise, I would have had no idea what was going on.

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The following conversation took place between a couple of eggs boiling in a pan.
Egg 1: I’ve got a huge сrаск!!
Egg 2: Stop teasing me, I’m not hard yet.

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A lady goes to the store and got shot three times. Nthe lady was still alive and she was going to have kids. When the kids were born ( 1 boy and 2 girls) one bullet was inside each kid. When the kids got older, the first girl says mom! The weirdest thing happened to me today! The mom say what? The girl says i pooped a bullet! Mom told her why. The second girl says mom guess what! The mom says you pooped a bullet. The girl says yes and mom told her why. The boy says mom guess what! Mom says you pooped a bullet. The boy says no i was playing with my diск and i shot the dog!!!!

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There was two little boys playing down by the river. All of a sudden one boy ran up the river and peeked through the bushes. the other followed and peered with his friend. they were looking at a nакеd lady washing in the river. The boy that followed started running and his friend came after him and asked" where are you going?" the one boy that first ran said" my mom told me if i ever see a nакеd lady i will turn to stone. i felt something hard so i started running!"

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Why is it ok for a smoker to take a 5 minute break at work to enjoy themselves but when I get caught in the toilets beating my meat I get fired?

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Me:Santa do you have 3 daughters?
Santa: Yes I do. Me:I guess there names are holly, jolly, frolly?
Santa: No there names are hо hо ho
Kickass if you get it

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Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.

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Conner: hey Pimpdaddybear!
Pimp: yes?
*the man pulls down his pants* Conner: look at my sniреr!
Pimp: PFF thats a BB gun, mine is a 50-Cal

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What's long and hard and has "сuм" in it?
*Cu[сuм]ber (bet you thought of something else)

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