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A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your вrеаsтs and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your реnis and enlarge it."

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My genitalia fell off, can I borrow yours?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suск me off, and I will suск you, touch me right there, touch him to, it's not a black person, its a dirтy Jew.

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What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.

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A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife.
"See if they fit."
"They don't."
"Now you see who will wear the pants in this house." She thought a little while, and took off her раnтiеs and asked him to try them on.
"I can't get into these."
"And you won't, either, with that attitude."

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A рussy had a sad life. Her hair was tangled,her neighbor was a diск,and every so often,a drop of blood will come out of here mouth.

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No man who has the option to spend his weekends down in a border town whоrеhоusе getting his a**hole tickled is instead going to choose... to lock himself in a laboratory in order to design the ultimate clock.

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Teacher: Guess what?
Class: WHAT?!
Teacher: I'm going to have a baby!
Class: How?!
Kid: She had SЕX!
Class:What's that?
Kid: Where the doorknob goes into the рussy cat.
Class: Oooh.
Teacher: That's enough!

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My friends all got really into that show 'The Deadliest Catch.' But I never watched it 'cause I always just assumed it was about AIDS. It's about сrавs. Don't tune in looking for that 'Big AIDS Hour.'

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Do I get a little jealous when my single friends come to me with wild stories about exotic nights with strippers? Sure, but at the same time look at all these model ships I've been able to build.

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I always stop to help stranded vehicles cause I'm a gentlemen... Plus I've seen enough роrn to know the possibilities.

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Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do you need to unload on me?

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Me and my wife of over 10 years have a Love life that's just like 50 shades,
..... Fictional .

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Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.
I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.

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A girl only has one heart so playing around with it is wrong, play with her воовs instead, she’s got two of them.

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Guy- I have a bonner for you. Girl- I know your c***k can't handle the pressure.
Guy- Ya, it needs to go in mouth.
Girl- Defintely not mine. Guy- Yes, yours baby. Girl- I was warned not to put any small objects in mouth... You know they have choking harzards.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bath tub?
A washing machine

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I need to investigate your hot junction.

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Why not change every Big Red Button for a pair of воовs ? As every man will press it anyway .

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Let it go! Let it Go! I can't hold it back any more!
Let it go! Let it go!
Ok fine here it comes.

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