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When you hire the hooker for an hour but you still have 58 minutes left

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Someone left their inflatable doll on the plane.

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I think i downloaded the wrong star trek movie

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All Day I Dream About Sex

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When you're watching porn and come across a scene you saw in memes

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Adult book store 10$

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Baby Making Face Babymaking face

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Pretty safe to say he DID see us last night

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Wrong hole, Never told you to stop

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When your friend farted inside the car and you're trying to get fresh air

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When you ask her for a sandwich and she call her friend over, but all you wanted was a ham and cheese

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They say, during sex you can burn off as many calories as running 8 miles Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?!

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- I'm in a rush today. I'm meeting with my manager to discuss my annual pay rise. - Me too.

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Birds really got no chill

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Our se-x therapist told me and my wife to try and have se-x every night, it's nice but we hardly see each other now!!..

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Paranormal activity

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A man in a butcher shop:
"I would like bull testicles please."
Butcher:
"Me too."

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A group of members at a Fraternity house decided to set up a glory hole and make the member with the largest реnis use it, after each one reveals what they got packed inside, the one with the largest proudly steps forth and receives some pleasure from it, after it’s done, he proudly comes back to his dorm and gets a phone call from his sister. “What’s the matter?” he asks, she tells him that her sorority decided to play a game in which the loser gets аnаl from the fraternities’ glory hole, and that she lost………….

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My doctor says it's common to get an еrестiоn during a prostate exam
I never do, but he does.

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Sluт: I like happiness inside me.
You: Where the fuск did the "hap" come from?

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