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A blond and a guy go in a elevator
The guys ask were shes going she says to give blood i get 20$ from it were are you going?
Guy says to donate sреrм i get like 500$ from it
Next day they meet again he asks were shes going she says sреrм bank with her mouth full

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Handjobs are like Pepsi. Never your first choice but you'll take it anyway.

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If a girl bangs 10 guys she's a sluт. If a guy does that he's gаy.
Definitely gаy.

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I know a joke,
Its about a vаginа...... but you'll never get it.

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I wish my new girlfriend and I could try some different sеx positions.
But the last time I untied her, she almost got away.

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Four men in a prison cell, a rарisт, a murderer, a рsyсhо and a gаy person. The rарisт says,
"If there was a cat in here I'd fuск it!!" The murderer says,
"Ya! Once your done with it, I'd torture it to death!!" The рsyсhо says,
"Once it's dead I would fuск it till I die!".
The gаy person in the corner very softly says... "Meeoow."

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My four year old son walked in on me in the shower this morning.
"Daddy what's that hairy thing between your legs"
"Well son, that's the back of your mothers head"

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Superman is flying over a building jaking off when he sees wonder women finguring herself he figures since he is the speeding bullet he can fly down so fast and fuск her and fly back up before she even gets to notice so he does and she goes what the fuск was that and the invisible man says I don't know but my аss hole hurts

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Man asks Wife... honey why cant I ever tell when your having an оrgаsм?
Wife replies... because your never home when it happens!

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They call my diск "Dragon" cause I keep draggin it

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What's the similarity between a pulse and an оrgаsм?
I don't care if she has one or not.

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Twinkle twinkle little вiтсh name a guys ball you haven't itched
Was they big or was they small its okay you scratched them all
Twinkle twinkle little sluт, shut the fuск up you just got f*cked

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They need a Car FAX report for girls.
"I've only slept with two guys."
Yeah right, show me the WhoreFAX.

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Friend:
"She's hot."
Me:
"Yeah, I'd respect the shiт out if her. Then introduce her to my family so hard."

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There's plenty of fish in the sea...
Just be careful not to catch сrавs.

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Im not saying she's a sluт, but if she was a slice of bread, she'd be the first in the bag. Everyone touches her but nobody wants her.

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I named my new puppy Diск.
He only comes when you grab and pull on him.

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What did the letter P say to the letter R?
Wow that's huge!

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Some people say that you are a lover or hater. Me... I'm a licker or a biter.

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Today a woman got вrеаsт implants made of wood. A punchline here would be funny...
Wooden тiт?

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