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One day a woman was working at a sреrм bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says"sir you do realize this is a sреrм bank right?" the man replies "fine then take me to where you keep the sреrм or I will shoot you" the girl directs him to the vault and the man says" I want you to drink one." reluctantly the women drinks the sреrм and the man says "drink another one" so she does after she's done the man pulls off his mask and says"see honey it's not that hard"
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Мъж с маска и автомат влиза в сграда с надпис "Банка": Отпуштање Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Sperm Bank Ξανθιά απολυμένη Ληστεία στην τράπεζα Ληστεία. ночная смена в лабе спермабанка. сидит одна лаборантка на... A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. Deux potes gays discutent. L'un d'eux dit : This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused, thinking this is the world's dumbest criminal. "Sir, this is a sperm bank, we don't have money in here! That safe is full of donated sperm samples!" The robber screams for her... Un homme rentre cagoulé et armé dans la banque du sperme Il pointe la femme à l'accueil avec son arme et dit: "je veux que vous buviez tout les flacons devant vous" La femme s'exécute afin de sauver sa vie puis lorsqu'elle fini le braqueur dit: "tu vois chérie quand tu veux" Mon pote gay vient de se faire licencier de son poste à la banque du sperme. Apparemment il buvait au travail... Ein maskierter Mann stürmt in eine Samenbank und hält der Frau am Empfang ein Waffe an den Kopf. Darauf die Frau: "Verzeihen sie, aber sie müssen sich geirrt haben, wir sind kein Geldinstitut, wir sind eine Samenbank." "Nein!", sagte der Maskierte, "ich bin hier richtig! Gehen sie sofort zu ihrem... ¿Por qué le hecharon a un maricón de un banco de semen? -¡Por beber en el trabajo! Un type est devant une banque... Il se cagoule sort son flingue et entre pour agresser la standardiste. Il lui dit : - Mène moi au coffre sinon je te tue ! Elle s'exécute, lui ouvre le coffre et... Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job. Varför fick bögen sparken från sperma banken? Han drack på jobbet ¿Por qué un gay que trabajaba en un banco de semen fue despedido? Por beber en el trabajo Miksi blondi sai potkut spermapankista? Jäi kiinni töissä ryyppäämisestä. Har du hørt om homsen som fikk sparken fra sædbanken? - Han drakk på jobben... Een gemaskerde overvaller stormt een bank binnen. Hij richt zijn pistool op de vrouw achter de balie en roept : 'Doe de kluis open, snel!'. 'Maar meneer....' stamelt de vrouw, 'dit is geen gewone... Un uomo mascherato piomba in una Banca dello Sperma impugnando una grossa pistola: “Fermi tutti”, e poi rivolto ad una infermiera: “Lei, apra la cassaforte”. “Ma guardi che questa e’ una Banca... Deine Mutter wird bei der Samenbank gefeuert, weil sie während der Arbeit trinkt. Spotyka się dwóch gejów: - Co słychać? - A wiesz... Zwolnili mnie z roboty. - Gdzie pracowałeś? - W banku spermy. - A za co Cię wywalili? - Piłem w pracy. - Har du hört om bögen som jobbade på spermabanken? - ??? - Han fick sparken för att han drack på jobbet. Hørt om blondinen som jobbet i sædbanken og fikk sparken? - Hun ble tatt i å drikke på jobb... Det var en gång en kille som fick sparken från arbetet på Spermabanken. Orsaken var att han drack på jobbet… Un tip intra intr-o Banca de sperma, purtind o masca si un pistol. Se duce la asistenta si-i spune sa deschida Seiful. - Dar, domnule, asta-i o banca de sperma! - Nu ma intereseaza, deschide-l... Влегува тип со маска на глава во банка: Отвори сефот да не те отепам мори и немој да си помислила нешто! Ама господине да ви кажам ова не е банка... Доста мори отварај сефот или готова си! Ама... Chlap v černé kukle a se samopalem v ruce vběhne do spermabanky. Vystřelí dávku do stropu a zařve: „Všichni k zemi!” Vyplašená úřednice jenom vykoktá: „Ale to jste se spletl, banka je vedle, tady...
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I am not calling you a sluт,but if diск had wings your mouth would be the airport.
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Girl: Did you know they say воовs aren't filled with fат but men's hopes and dreams?
Me: Then men must have low hopes for you.
Girl: Go to hеll.
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Hickory Dickory Dock, A whоrе Was suскing my соск, as the clock struck two I shot my goo and dropped the b*tch on the next block
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Girl: My throat hurts.
Boy: I bet your knees hurt too.
Girl: What?
Boy: What?
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As I was driving home I hit a cat.
When I got home my dad said
" Why are you getting home so late?"
I said back "I creamed some рussy."
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A little girl was playing at her grandmas house. The little girl asked her grandma if she would take a shower with her and grandma said sure. The little girl played some more and her mom came and picked her up. She played some more and then asked her mom can you take a shower with me? Her mom said sure. The little girl asked her mom wats that? And mom said my nest. And the little girl said wats that? And the mom said my birdy. The little girl said ooohhh then grandmas birdy must be sick because its tongue was sticking out.
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I'm not saying she's a whоrе, but she can't even eat alphabet soup without choking on a D.
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1+1 = 3 (When you don't use a соndом.)
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Charlie was invited to his friend and wife's house. They were eating dinner when Charlie dropped his napkin. He reached down to pick it up and he saw that the wife had her legs wide open with no раnтiеs on. Quite flustered Charlie excused himself from the table and went to the kitchen. To his utter surprise the wife came in and said "did you like what you saw?" Charlie smiled and said "yes" he looked towards where the husband was sat."well come tomorrow lunch and bring $500 and you can explore the rest" the wife said. Charlie knew that he couldn't afford to spend the night with her. "okay. but what about your husband?" the wife gave out a little sigh and said "oh don't worry about him. he'll be at work" the next day Charlie turned up to the wife's house with the money and banged her. Charlie left and the husband came back home. he asked "did Charlie come over today?" thinking she had been caught she said "yes" the husband carried on "did he give you the whole $500?" she replied "yes" the husband let out a huff. "phewww, he came by my work today and asked me for the money. he didn't tell me why but I gave it to him and he said he would drop it off with you around lunch"
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I ran over my cat with a lawnmower.
I guess you could say. *takes off glasses* I tore that рussy up.
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Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse соск.
But they freak out once I take it out of my freezer
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If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have?
Three feet of my соск up your ass
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I like my women the way I like my Kit Kat.
I'd rather have four thin ones than one chunky one.
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My favorite position is called 'The Zombie'.
I just lie back and get eaten.
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What's the difference between KFC and a woman,when u finish with the thighs and the вrеаsт u only have an empty box to put your воnе in
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What’s the difference between a computer and a woman?
A computer will accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
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Ladies, if your husband can't stop маsтurватing to роrn, then I suggest that you start suскing his diск.
'Don't pay me pay it foward.' - Peter Griffin
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Instead of going down the chimney, I'm going to dress up as Santa and come down my girlfriends throat.
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Female deer walking down the road when another jumps from behind a bush looking tired and withered, ... concerned the one asks the other, oh my, are you ok? the withered doe responds, Yeah, but ill never do that for two bucks again.
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