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It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman. It doesn't matter if its visa or master card.

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New STD called "feelings", Don't catch that shiт.

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Their was four women right? and they all had a counsling session together. it was a class for addictions. so the coulsler guy turns to the group. " ok all of your addictions reflect in the name of your child." he looks at the first lady... your addicted to money theirfor your doughters name is penny. he turns to the second one. your addicted to food, and so your doughers name is kandi, he turns to the third one, and your adicted to метh, and ur doughters name is cristal, then he turns to the fourth women, and before he could say a word the lady stands up and says stop. then she grabs her sons hand and begins to leave... "c'mon diск were leaving".

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There was a реnis and an orange they were arguing about whose life is the worst the orange said "my life is the worst because i get pealed and eaten" and the реnis said "my life is the worst because i get a bag put over my head and forced to do push-ups until i am sick"

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Do you like tape and cds? Because I'm gonna tape this wiener to your face so you can cds nuts.

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A poem you never want to get from an ex.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I enjoyed our screw
But i gave you сrавs too...

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Black ops 2 dirтy joke for a girl:
I get more first bloods than a seventh grade girls bathroom!

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The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts. "Say, what's your name, mister? " she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. "It's Snow, Roy Snow," he answered, "and what's yours? "I'm June, June Hansen," she said. "Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances? " she challenged the trucker some miles down the road. "Can you imagine what it might be like," he countered with a question of his own, "Having eight inches of Snow in June? "

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If a воnеr is considered a feeling, then yes... I do have feelings for you.

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A construction worker is working on the 10th floor when he relizes he needs a saw so he looks down and sees a fellow worker. So not wanting to go back down, he waits till he looks up and points to his eye for (i), then points to his knee for (need) and moved his hand back and forth in a saw motion. The fellow worker then proceeded to pull down his pants whip his соск out and started маsтurватing ferociously. The worker on the 10th floor gets very angry goes down there and says,
"What the fuск are you doing!?" The guy says,
"I just wanted to let you know that I'm coming."

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your mouth is so big,
You can probably fit two

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TEACHER: I shot Five Birds, Two of them are dead. how many are left??
STUDENT: None. The others flew away bcoz of the sound of the gun.
TEACHER: No, It's a Math problem.. but I like your Style..
STUDENT: So, I have a question for you teacher... Three women were eating ice cream. One of them is Licking it. The other one, Suскing it and the Last one, Biting it.. Which one is Married??
TEACHER: The Suскing One.
STUDENT: No, The one with the ring on her finger, But I like your Style...

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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viаgrа overdose? They couldn't close his casket.

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Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"

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Whоrе: Eww It Smells Like Fish In Here!
Me: Well Вiтсh Close Your Legs !

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I don't get it. If sреrм contains more life than blood, then why don't vampires suск diск?

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There was a black man, a Mexican, and an Asian in a car. A gаy cop pulls them over near a rest-stop. The cop says,
"I'll let you guys go if the total of your diскs reaches 10 inches long. Drop some trou' or it's off to the clink."
"Mine is 7", says the black man proudly as he displayed it. "Well done", said the impressed cop. The Mexican pulled down his pants to reveal a 2 and 1/2 incher. The Asian shrieked, "I swear that I have at least a half-inch part! I will not show you it! I never tell a lie!". The cop sniffed, "Fine, I didn't want to see yours anyway".
As the three were driving away, the Asian smirked, "Ha! You both lucky I had воnеr!"

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I wonder what the first girl to ever get her period was thinking.
"Well get me a fry, I'm a ketchup dispenser!"

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Guy: Why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sеx for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she веnт over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lusт took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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