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I've got a yardarm you can hang from! Yar!

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Dad : Hey son, do you wanna hear a joke?
Son : Sure!
Dad : Sex
Son : I don't get it..
Dad : And you never will

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Girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Dad: Daddy plants a seed in mommy's tummy.
Girl: Does she swallow the seed?
Dad: Only if she wants new shoes.

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*to the tune of jingle bells*
Twerky sluт,
Twerky sluт,
Get the fuск way
We don't want no mily Cyrus jr
Messing up our day
Hay!
Twerky sluт,
Twerky sluт,
Stop I'm gonna be sick
For God's sake your made of plastic
None of yous legit
Hey
Twerky sluт..
Jerk: Hey b*tch ain't got no time for Christmas Carols!

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Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.

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Did you know that, in German, ‘gross’ means large? That’s what my German girlfriend said when she first saw my реnis. I’ve also found that non-German women also use this word quite a lot.

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Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rаре. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.

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Q. What does an airport and a рrоsтiтuте have in common?
A. They both ask you to put your liquids into a little plastic bag.

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Intimacy is selfish: into me see.

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If you cant afford роrn just turn on tennis and close your eyes

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What grows in your hands when u hold it ? This Dicckkkk

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Them: My d*ck is вiggеr than yours!
You: You saw your mom today!?

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If pepper spray counts, then yes, I have dated a few squirters.

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If your grandma's furniture is wrapped in plastic it's probably because she's a squirter.

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A guy crying after break-up: I want her back...
His friend: What about her front???

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Dashing through the grass.
Im comming to rаре your аss.

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Go ahead,
Call the cops,
See who сuмs first

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You better not pout you better not cry
You better not scream im going in dry :3

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Wanna know my favorite beverage?
Mount and Do

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Sir: (to a girl) "what is the human body part that is usefull whan straight?"
Girl:
"O. O!"
Sir: (to a boy) "you tell it"
Boy:
"Spine sir!"
Sir:
"Very good.. now i know what you were thinking girl!"

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