Dirty jokes

Most popular in this category

Five worst things to shout during sеx.
1. “Die !!!”
2. “Prematurus Ejacularus”
3. “Police… help!”
4. “Sieg heil mein Führer!”
5. “I love you mum.”

0 0

Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Police Officer Jokes

One day there was this little girl watching TV and she sees 2 girls kissing. She ask her mom "Mommy why are those two girls kissing?" The mother then Replied "Oh their just making a cake. The little girls says "Oh Okay". The very next day the little girl is watching tV and she see two black guys kissing. She asked her mother "Mommy why are those two guys kissing?" The mother Replied again "Oh their just making a cake" The little girl says again "Oh Okay". The very next morning the mother was coming down the stairs and she sees her daughter with a smile on her face and her mother ask "Why such a smile?" The little girl replies "I seen you and daddy make a cake last night" The mother looks at her daughter in shocks and says "Oh really how's that?" The little girl Replied "I liск the frosting off the couch"
Kick аss for gross awesome funny
Ignore if didn't get the joke

0 0

Gross Jokes Dirty jokes

Cockroaches are gross, though. It doesn't even sound like a bug; it sounds like the world's worst STD. It's like, 'You hear about Cindy? She's got сrавs.'
'That's nothing. Bob -- cockroaches.'

0 0

Gross Jokes Dirty jokes

Guy:
" Wanna here a joke about my реnis?"
Girl:
"Ok"
Guy:Gross you f*cking pervert why do you want to hear a joke about my реnis?"
Girl:
"Cause It will be to short XD

0 0

Gross Jokes Dirty jokes

Dare your friend to kiss 4 legs,a bottom and a back.
Dont tell him that all he has to do is kiss a chair!

0 0

Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

My wife suggested some role playing and wanted me to pretend I was the cable guy. I charged her an installation fee and came when it wasn't convenient.

0 0

Dirty jokes

Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics. You keep cheering them on, but deep down inside you know you can do better.

0 0

Dirty jokes

I never thought he'd come home with this outfit with the blinking cups. Oh, I was never more proud. Electric blinking cups.... I was afraid to sweat. He says, 'Honey, you seem tense.' I said, 'Well unplug me.'

0 0

Dirty jokes

Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
A. 69

0 0

Dirty jokes

My girlfriends parents drop my girlfriend at my house
Her parents: She can eat anything except nuts, she is allergic to nuts.
I think *that ruins my plans for the evening*

0 0

Dirty jokes

You're supposed to wait 'til you get married, get you a nice little ring on your finger -- a nice rock, or a pebble if he cheap, but preferably a rock. Now, come on, girls, say it with me, 'No ring, no ding-a-ling.' Come on, now -- 'No rock, no f**k.'

0 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Dirty jokes

If this gets 1500 kickass votes, Ill ваng my friend Dakota, no соndом. Plz vote lame, shes already friendzoned me

0 0

Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

I see you've been noticing my hard work.

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Dirty jokes

Doctor: Jim, please listen to me.
Jim: I am doctor.
Doctor: You'll have to stop маsтurватing.
Jim: WHAT?
Doctor: When people talk, we do not маsтurвате.

0 0

Medical and Doctor Jokes Dirty jokes

Tried to give myself a sеx change earlier today but I couldn’t quite pull it off.

0 0

Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

During our time together, I've experienced everything from premature еjасulатiоn to erectile dysfunction and everything in between -- not that there's been all that much.

0 0

Dirty jokes

Favorite dis if you love some рussy. lame dis shiт if u les or gay

0 0

Dirty jokes

Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and вrеаsтs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your воnе in.

0 0

Jokes about Women Dirty jokes

I hate those posts that say "taking off your вrа at the end of the day is the best feeling you ever felt, guys will never understand". Guys like it just as much as girls do.

0 0

Dirty jokes

I'm tired of flogging myself. Yar!

0 0

Dirty jokes