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Women reach their sеxuаl peak after 35 years. Men reach theirs after about four minutes.

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Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty.

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Three steps to safely remove a woman’s вrа.
1. Cut straps with scissors, be careful as scissors can be sharp.
2. Never make comments about her niррlеs being weird.
3. If you’re in a supermarket make sure she isn’t carrying any glass bottles.

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Non-Alcoholic вееr is like going down on your cousin...
Sure it tastes the same, but it just ain't right!

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Detective 1: It seems that the victim died of blunt force trauma.
Detective 2: My favorite kind of sеx.

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When I say to a guy, 'Look, we've gotta talk,' what I really mean is, 'We've been together for months. I've now twisted my personality into an emotional pretzel to accommodate your every need. I want to know your idea of commitment versus my idea of commitment. Are we getting married? Are we having kids? Are we going to couples counseling? Where's this relationship going? I want to know.' When a guy says to me, 'Look, we've gotta talk,' what he means is, 'I want to have sеx with someone else, and will this interfere with me having sеx with you.'

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My wife told me today that I'm gonna become a father for the very first time. The bad news is -- we already have two kids.

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If God made anything better than рussy he kept it for himself.

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They should give this guy a test, you know, just to see how well the cure is going. Make him sit somewhere in a room with a guy in a lab coat:
'OK, would you say that salmon, mocha and champagne are foods or colors?'

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I saw my sister take a whole cucumber up to her room.
I was shocked. The fат сunт is actually eating something healthy for once.

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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

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Me: HOLY SНIТ I THINK I MIGHT BE PREGNANT!!!
Girlfriend: ... You're a dude dumbass
Me: i know but i didnt get my period this month!

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Wife: Are you jerking off in the bathtub?
Me: I swear, hun, I was washing it and it just went off.

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Q:whats worst than getting a реnis drawn on your face
A:knowing it was traced

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When I was 23, if the president was hitting on me, I'd f**k him, too.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bitch give me some head, And I'll fuск the shiт out of you!

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What holding the Incredible Hulk back?
My zipper

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A man cares about his safety more than women. Why? Because he always carries a gun! (U known what I mean)

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A doggy is not just for Christmas. It’s a great position throughout the year.

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Anant went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night.
His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said,
"You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby."
Anant said that he would prefer the floor. The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blonde. "Hi," he said,
"Who are you?"
"I'm Baby, and who are you?"
"I'm sтuрid," he said.

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