How do you know when a prostate exam's gone horribly wrong?When you feel both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders. 0 0 0
I got a prostate exam yesterday and that went pretty smoothly.The doctor had both hands on my shoulders though, so I was a bit confused. 0 0 0
What do my barber and the doctor who did my circumcision have in common?They both took too much off the top 0 0 0
I've been feeling really stressed lately, so my doctor advised me that before going to bed, I should drink two glasses of red wine, after a hot bath, but to be honest, it's not really helping at all...... I can't even finish drinking the hot bath. 0 0 0
My doctor told me yesterday that I'm at high risk for either Alzheimer's or Dementia...I can't remember which. 0 0 0
A grandmother goes to the doctorA grandmother goes to the doctor and asks:"Where is the heart?"The doctor answers:"2 centimetres below the niррlеs"Next day in the newspaper:"Woman tries to commit suicide and shoots herself in the knee" 0 0 0
My doctor got sick so I grabbed his medical bag, but he refused to let me treat himHe did not like the taste of his own medicine 0 0 0
I called the hospital and pleaded, "Doctor! She's going into labor and her contractions are coming really fast! What should I do!?""Is this her first child?" he asked."No, this is her husband!" 0 0 0
The weirdest part about my colonoscopy wasThe doctor telling me that I’d feel a bit of pressure, but both of his hands were on my shoulders. 0 0 0
*knocks on doctors office* Doctor doctor I can't get my wife pregnantDoctor:Why don't you come inside? 0 0 0
My doctor has just diagnosed me as having low blood pressure.He’s given me a prescription for two Ikea self-assembly wardrobes. 0 0 0
Доктор: Лекар към пациент: Urologe zum Patienten: „Ich werde Sie jetzt rektal untersuchen und möchte Sie darüber aufklären, dass es dabei meist zu einer spontanen Erektion kommt. Das ist völlig normal und nicht weiter... “Don’t worry, getting an erection at this stage of the process is perfectly typical,” my doctor advised as he prepared me for the colonoscopy exam procedure. “I don’t have an erection,” I... Un gars consulte un médecin pour des problèmes de prostate. Le médecin lui annonce qu’il va devoir lui faire un toucher rectal, et lui demande de baisser son pantalon et son slip. Puis, il lui... My doctor says it's common to get an erection during a prostate exam I never do, but he does. During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an еrестiоn.When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me. 0 0 0
A programmer's wife is having a baby.The doctor hands over the baby to the dad. The mom asks:"Is it a boy or a girl?"The programmer responds:"Yes, that's true". 0 0 0