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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FАТ LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nаррy head, nаррy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fат аss over I would do you like a dog.
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Deine Mutter und Greenpeace Woran erkennst Du, dass Du eindeutig zu dick bist? Ta mère est tellement grosse que lorsqu'elle est sur la plage, y a Greenpeace qui vient pour la remettre à la mer. Deine Mutter ist so fett, dass jedes Mal, wenn sie am Strand liegt, Leute von Greenpeace kommen, um sie ins Meer zurückzuziehen. Wieso können Dicke nicht ungestört am Strand liegen? - Weil sie von Greenpeace immer wieder ins Wasser gezogen werden. Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! GreenPeace så feit at når hun lå på stranden kom GreenPeace og prøvde å dytte henne uti sjøen.
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