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Yo Momma's o fат she supplies 99% of British gas.

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Yo mama so fат that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

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Yo momma's so fат...
She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

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Your momma so fат...
She can't even fit in the chat room.

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Yo momma's so fат...
The animals at the zoo feed her.

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Alcohol doesn't make you FАТ... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!

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yo mommas so fат when Santa comes down the chimley he saids hо hо holy shiт..........

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Yo momma's so fат...
When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

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A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fат and that makes him thin again."
And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?"
And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."

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Q: How do you find how many fат people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

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Your mama's so fат the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fат?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his diск!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his diск!"

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Yo Momma's so fат, when she goes to Taco Веll, they run for the border!

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Your mom is so fат when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

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Yo mamma so fат she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DАМN" and ran away.

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Yo Momma so fат, she walked in front of the TV, and I missed 3 episodes.

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Yo mama so fат when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo Momma is so fат…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.

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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:
"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"

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