Fat Jokes

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If you had to choose between being skinny and eating tacos everyday for the rest of your life…
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Would you choose hard or soft taco shells?

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You know you’re fат when you look in the mirror and your own тiтs turn you on

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Yo moma so fат when she fell off a cliff the cliff got hurt.

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Yo mama so fат when she swims next to whales she sings frickin we are family!!!

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I’m not saying my wife’s a fат, greedy вiтсh, but she’s just cleaned the cooker with two fuскing slices of bread.

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I’m sure good looking lеsвiаns look at fат lеsвiаns and give them no chance.
Until they see their fingers.

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After one too many remarks about her weight, my wife went berserk.
She screamed, “If you keep up with these fат jokes, you’ll drive me to suicide!”
“Well I’d have to, you wouldn’t walk would you?” I replied.

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I've got a wedding I've got to go to next week, and I was trying to lose six pounds by the weekend. I don't think I'm going to do it, so I'm going to get my back waxed, and then, I'll only have to lose two.

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200 lbs on Earth is only 74 lbs on Mars. I'm not fат, I'm just on the wrong planet.

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Had a nightmare last night about a fат old men breaking into my house. Think I might be Claustraphobic.

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Yo momma is so fат she put on a yellow raincoat and everyone started to shout taxi

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Yo momma so fат when she wears a green sweater people yell GODZILLLLLLAAAAA

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I’ll never forget the day I met my wife.
We were at a fancy dress party. She was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fат mate.
They’d gone together, dressed as the number ten.
I knew there and then, she was the one.

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Slow dancing with a fат person?
That’s like trying to move a refrigerator by yourself.

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This fат bird came up to me in the pub last night and said:
“Hey, stud, what’s the chances of me getting you in the sack tonight.”
“Absolutely none at all, you fат тwат” I laughed.
“You’re so wrong!” she said, as she took aim and kicked me in the воllоскs.

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Never make fun of fат girls with lisps…
They’re thick and tired of it.

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Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fат.

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Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his вееr. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.
“Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those women’s questions women ask. Now I’m in deep doo-doo at home.”
“What kind of question?, asked Tom.
“My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fат and ugly.”
“That’s easy,” said Tom. “You just say ‘Of course I will'”.
“Yeah”, said Eric, “That’s what I did, except I said ‘Of course I DO….'”

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You're so fат that your husband rolled over after sеx, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you.

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Yo Momma so fат the doctor told her to step on the scale and he said holy сrар thats my phone number.

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