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Your mom is so fат that when you put her location in a GPS it said you've reached your destination.

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Yo Momma's So Fат She Made Jabba The Hutt Say Dammmmn!!

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Lying in bed with the wife last night, “I’m wide awake ваве,” she said seductively, “you’re also wide in your sleep fatty,” I replied.

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My wife bought some jeggings.
I said, “What are they then?”
She said, “They’re a cross between jeans and leggings”.
I said, “Oh right, well get your farse in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, you stunt”.

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Ways to Tell Your Woman is Socking Away the Groceries ,,,
1) Her shadow weighs six pounds;
2) She needs one bathroom scale for each foot;
3) Before sеx you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

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The wife came back from buying her costume for a fancy dress party earlier.
“Stay there baby” she said to me, “while I nip upstairs and put it on to show you.”
She came back down, opened the living room door and stood before me.
“Wow honey, that’s a winning costume you’ve got there.” I told her.
“That’s the most convincing killer whale outfit I’ve ever seen.”
“You fсuкing c*nt!!” she yelled.”I’m going as a nun.”

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Comebacks for fат people
Bully:
"You know, you are what you eat"
Fat kid:
"Maybe that's why you're such a diск"
Class:
"Oooooooooh"

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Yo mama so sтuрid when the doctor said to burn some calories she set a fат person on fire!

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This fат girl came up to me in a club,”Can you sum me up in one phrase?”
“Bye and large”, I replied.

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I was on an online dating website yesterday.
“Which do you prefer, McDonald’s or Burger King?” I asked her. “And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not…”
“Ohhhh I’m nervous now” she giggled “But for me, it’s Burger King”.
“See ya later” I replied. “The correct answer would’ve been neither, Fatty”.

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Fат kid to thin kid: someone seeing you would think there's a problem with hunger.
Thin kid to fат kid: Yeah, and someone seeing you can understand why.

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Yo momma so fат, the whole season five of Pretty Little Liars just passed by.

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Yo Momma is so fат, i stand before her, turn around and see her back.

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Bully: Did you realise that you're obese?
Fat Kid: Yes, I realised about 1 year ago that I am a beast. What about yourself?

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Fаg: your fат like an elephant
Guy: cool that means I can join your mom at the zoo

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Fingеring a fат Girl is like trying to steal snacks from a vending machine.

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Yo mama so fат when people saw her they yelled the earth is colliding

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Behind every fат woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.

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“Go on, love. You can do it. Push!” I said to my wife. “You’re nearly there.”
And as she struggled, I encouraged her, “Go on. Go on. I can see the head.”
“Fuск off, Dave,” she snapped in a muffled voice as she tried to put on the winter sweater she’d just finished knitting.

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Onomnomnomatopoeia:
Describing the sound of a fат person eating.

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