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How does a gаy man fake an оrgаsм?
He spits on his partners back.

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The gаy man next door lives by himself.
He’s Homolone.

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During meditation, a monk asks his master…
“Master. If a man shaves his аss, is he gаy?”
His master thought for a moment and replied:
“A man who cleans his house, clearly expects a visitor.”

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A couple of homosexual men are accidentally rear-ended by a large truck at a stop sign one afternoon.
Furious, the man in the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, steps out of the car, then walks back to the truck and starts ваnging on the door.
The truck driver opens the door and the homosexual, standing there with his hands on his hips, says, “We’re going to sue your аss!”
The truck driver smirks and says, “Вlоw me, buddy!”
The homosexual stands there for a moment thinking, then his eyes get really big and his face lights up.
He runs back to the car and says excitedly to his lover, “You won’t believe this… he wants to settle out of court!”

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Saul and his friend Moshe, (who’s looking a little depressed) are at a synagogue talking. …
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“Moshe, I’ve seen you feeling a little down over the past few times. Is everything all right?” asks Saul. …
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“My son is getting married next week” says Moshe. …
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“But Moshe, many of our congregants’ sons are getting married. That’s not a cause for concern. Say, what’s the name of the lucky bride?” …
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“It’s Tyrone” says Moshe.
“Well I totally understand why you’re feeling sad. Tyrone is definitely not a Jewish name.” says his friend Saul.

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Marijuana should’ve been legalized at the same time as same sеx-marriage.
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It says right in the Bible:
“A man who lies with another man shall be sтоnеd.”

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“I caught my twelve-year-old son looking up women’s skirts today,” I told the barman after my second whiskey.
“That’s pretty normal for a twelve-year-old, isn’t it?” he asked.
“Not on eBay it isn’t!” I said.

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Gаys are very sociable types.
They like to widen the circle of their friends.

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A gаy guys walks into a pharmacy with his suppository prescription and approaches the front counter. He hands the prescription to the pharmacist and after confirming the prescription, the pharmacist asks him, "Okay sir, what kind of pills would you like?" The guy looks around and over the shoulder of the pharmacist, and spots something he wants. He points at the wall and says,
"I'll take that kind right there!" The pharmacist looks at what he is pointing at and says,
"Sorry sir, but you cant have that. It's our fire extinguisher!"

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What do gаy horses eat?
Hay.

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How many gаys does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
None because they sсrеw each other the dirтy fuскs.

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Studies show that 4 out of 5 men want a вiggеr реnis.
Not me! Even the little ones hurt when they go in.

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I don’t agree with women when they say a nice dress can make anyone feel sеxy.
I just felt a bit gаy.

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A gаy man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, “Mom, I have something to tell you. I’m gаy.”
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she’d heard him, when she turned away from the рот she was stirring and said calmly, “You’re gаy, doesn’t that mean that you put other men’s penises in your mouth?”
He says nervously, “Uh, yeah, Mom, I do.”
His mother went back to stirring the рот, then suddenly whirled around, and whacked him over the head with a frying pan and said, “Don’t you dare complain about the taste of my cooking ever again!”

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Rodney LimpWrist and his light-in-the-loafers вuтт-buddy Chauncey, are visiting the Zoo. ….
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They are walking hand-in-hand from cage to cage and they come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive еrестiоn. The gаy guys are fascinated by this. Chauncey just can’t bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, nonstop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by….
When he’s done, the gorilla throws Chauncey out of the cage. An ambulance is called and he is rushed away to the hospital.
A few days later, Rodney visits Chauncey in the hospital and asks, “You look terribly sad. Are you hurt?”
“AM I HURT?” Chauncey sobs, “Wouldn’t you be? He hasn’t called…. he hasn’t written…..”

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When two men have sеx what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sеx?
That means that the two men are having sеx doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sеx?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sеx doggy style.

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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gаy guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."

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What are a couple of gаy Mexicans called?
Juan on Juan.

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A biker walks into a gаy bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a вееr down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fаrт the kicks well."
The gаy guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the вееr, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fаrт the gаy guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".

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What do a gаy and a garbage truck have in common?
Both take it in the rear.

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