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A guy and girl had sеx poem competition.
Guy:
"Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl:
"Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
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If you ever fаrт in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Girl - Lost two pounds this week b*tches!
Me - What did you take off your makeup?
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Girl: * stares at me for 30 seconds
Me: What you looking at ?
Girl: IDK, something ugly.
Me: ВIТСН i ain't no mirror.
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Best way to answer phone:
Mario's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce.
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Teacher: Can you touch God?
Student: No.
Teacher: Can you see God?
Student: No.
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you see your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Ooh, okaaay, then you don't HAVE a brain!
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Everytime I go to a wedding......
Grandparents: *poke* *poke* Ur next. Ur next
Me: Next time I go to a funeral I'll do that same sh*t to you. See how you like it.
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Friend: Were you born on the side of the road because that is where accidents happen.
Me: I'm sorry to say but your birth certificate was an apology letter from the соndом factory.
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Kid: Mom I got detention
Mom: what for sweetie
Kid: Well, my teacher asked for my paper I got a 66 on
Mom: So?
Kid: She said " Give me the D"
Mom: So?...
Kid: So I did
Mom: I don't see why you got detention
Kid: I know right? and what's with the rаре charges
Mom: what
Kid:what
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Girl: If I was your wife, I would poison your drink
Man: if I was your husband I would drink it
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Boy: I wonder why I always get a воnеr when I look into a mirror?
Girl: Because your diск thinks you're a рussy too!
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Ex: you're a sтuрid slаg.
Me: I've been called worse.
Ex: what's that?
Me: your boyfriend.
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Me: Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gаy people?
Friend: No?
Me: HAHAHA
Friend: Shit
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Teacher: Tell your class why you are 15 minutes late.
Me: Someone Told me to go to Неll.
Me: Couldn't find it at first.
Me: Now I'm here
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American kid- "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the queen?"
British kid- "Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?"
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Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father!
Son: .....
Son: sure, whatever dad.
Five hours later
Dad: so how was your exam?
Son: who the hеll are you?!
Kickass if you get it
By mary z jing so my friends will know
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Jamito el padre y las matemáticas El examen de Jaimito y la perdida de memoria - Сине, ако и този път изкараш двойка на теста забрави, че съм ти баща! Un díaantes, de un importante examen de matemáticas, el padre de Memin sube a su habitación le dice: Tatal ii Zice fiului: - Mai bine ai trece examenul azi, daca nu, Sa uiti ca sunt tatal tau! - Sigur, Tata... Dupa examen: - Deci, cum a fost Examenul? - Cine esti? Father: You better pass that exam or else forget that I'm your father. Son: Ok, dad. Next day Father: How was your exam? Son: Who are you? Dad- Son, u better pass this exam or rather forget that im ur father! Son- Sure dad! Whatever! Little Kenny is about to have a big test and his father says: “You better study real good boy, ‘cause if you don’t pass that test, you can forget that you’re my son!” The next day Kenny comes home... Λέει η μάνα του Τοτού στον Τοτό: - Τοτέ εάν κοπείς στα μαθήματα της εξεταστικής ξέχνα ότι είσαι παιδί μου. Μετά από μερικές ώρες τον ξαναρωτάει : - Πώς τα πήγες; Τοτός : – Γνωριζόμαστε κυρία μου;
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Bully is provoking a wimpy kid
Bully: Hit me!
Wimp: NO!
Bully: Hit me!
Wimp: NO!
Bully: Hit me!
Wimp: I don't know where you are from but in this country we don't believe in hitting little girls.
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A daughter: Mom stop it, you're not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you
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Dоuсhе: My diск's so long it goes all the way from A to Z!
Me: Yeah? Look at your f*cking keyboard!
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Read this out loud
This is This cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiот cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is second cat
Now read the third word in all the sentences.
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