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Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

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How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

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A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunк dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whоrе. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his вееr. An hour goes by and the drunк dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whоrе!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says,
"Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunк dude walks up a third time and says,
"Your mom... is such... a whоrе!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says,
"You know what, Dad? Go home!"

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If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

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You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

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This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

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I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

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Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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Tom:
"Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry:
"Uh no, why?"
Tom:
"Because that's where most accidents happen."

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You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

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Who is the poorest guy in the south?
The Tooth Fairy.

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I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

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China... Austraila.. New zealand... South africa is fighting who has the best stuff
China says they have the biggest wall
Austraila says they have the best grass
New zealand says they have the best flag
South africa says they have the springbuck .. He jumps over the wall ... Shiтs on the grass... And wipes his аss with the flag

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How do you leave a jаскаss in suspense?
Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow

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A man and woman were having sеx. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies,
"Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

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Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be sтuрid.

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You're so fат you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

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I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

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If I throw a stick, will you go away?

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