Insult Jokes

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Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Dumb аss girl:Your a b*tch!!
You:A b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment

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Your not popular, your virgina is

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My names not a diск so keep it out of your mouth ! WНОRЕ!!

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Teacher: why are you whispering? Move to the other side of the room.
Student: Your choice. I either sit here and whisper or move over there and scream.

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Wipe your face, you got some вullshiт on it

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I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.

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Insult Jokes Animal Jokes

The teacher was teaching in animal lesson.
Teacher: What does a pig do?
Student: it rolls around in mud.
Teacher: Good! What does a соw do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old monkey give you?
Student: Homework!

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I was asleep and the Boogeyman came out of my closet yelling:
"I'm gonna take you to the darkest abys..." And I interrupted and said,
"Niggа, did you just come out that closet? Is you gаy?"

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Girl:
"It sinks in here".
Nigga:
"Close ur legs then b*tch".

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What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

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Guy 1 - "What you doing today?"
Guy 2 - "Nothing."
Guy 1 - "You did that yesterday..."
Guy 2 - "I wasn't finished."

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If you want my comeback, you're going to have to scrape it off your moms teeth.

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Dad:
"Say 'daddy.'"
Baby:
"Mommy!"
Dad:
"Come on, say 'daddy!'"
Baby:
"Mommy!"
Dad:
"fuск you. Say 'daddy!'"
Baby:
"fuск you. Mommy!"
Mom:
"Honey, I'm home!"
Baby:
"fuск you!"
Mom:
"Who taught you to say that?"
Baby:
"Daddy!"
Dad:
"Son of a b*tch."

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said,
"I want a second opinion." He said,
"Okay, you're ugly too."

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Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.

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Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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Insult Jokes One-Liner Jokes