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I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh.

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Guy: Who's your daddy?
Girl: He's a cop that arrests perverts like you
Guy: ....

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Shock me, say something intelligent.

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George Bush speaks Spanish. That's why they love him in Miami -- 'cause he speaks Spanish and 'cause he hates Castro. Won't even refer to Castro as 'president.' It's always, 'Mr. Castro.' And Castro refers to Bush as 'El Реndеjо Junior.'

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Comeback: You are an inspiration for birth control

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*Somebody insults you* Well next time we have an argument ill buy you a соndом so you can prepare before you go fuск yourself

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Bully-if you look up sтuрid in the dictionary their will be a picture of you.
Me-well i don't have to look up sтuрid in the dictionary.
Bully-*speachless
Me-also my dictionary doesnt have pictures

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I may love to shop but I'm not buying your вullshiт.

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I've seen the Traveling Wilburys. Is this the ugliest group you've ever seen in your life? You know the group is ugly when Tom Petty is the best looking guy. It's the only group where the roadies get laid first.

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Bully: Why do you have a small mouth?
Girl: To make your diск look big.

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There are too many weird Olympic events now, like that one where the gymnasts prance around the mat swirling a piece of ribbon. It's called 'rhythmic gymnastics' -- unless you're five, then it's called 'playing.'

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Bully: Hey nerd, your gay
Me: That's why there was loud noise complaints, saying it was coming from your moms bedroom

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Bully: Hey loser your diск belongs in your pants not your personality.
Others: HAHAHA.
Me: At least I have one.
Me: Are you talking about the one in your вuтт?.
Others: OOH.
Me: Nope im talking about the one in your mom.
Others: DAAAM.
Bully: You are as gаy as your grandpas роrn episodes.
Others: WOOOOOOW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM.
Me: I am straighter the pole your mom dances on.
Others: WOOOOOOOW ОМG DAMM THIS IS SERIOUS.
Bully: Fuск you.
Me: Just like I f*cked you and your sister in a тhrееsоме.
Others: IT NEVER ENDS.
Bully: I f*cked your mom with my peppermint stick diск after I was done with her she was shooting out peppermints.
Others:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Me: Boy the closest you will ever get to a рussy is a cat.
Others: WHEN WILL THIS EVER ENNDDDDD.
Bully: Ugly little b*tch.
Me: Im not a mirror.
Others: OOOOOOOH.
Bully: Boy you are a gross ugly f*ck.
"Friend comes over."
Friend: Whats are you talking about?
Bully: Something you dont have.
Others: OOOOOOH.
Bully: Rekt.
Friend: Just like yourself, diск, and life.
Others:OMGUHSKBJHVDJVDHVGCVDJCVHHJDSVCJSDVCJHD
Bully: ...
Me: Give your аss some attention its probably jealous of all of the shiт coming out your mouth.
Others: BOOOOOOOM.
"I walk away with pride."

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You're so fат that when God said let there be light, he had to ask you to move first.

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I have a friend who's in love. He's always bragging about Paris Hilton, like she's the hottest chick on the planet. And I disagree -- mostly because she's ugly.

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We all can agree, no matter what color you are, every group of friends has that one sтuрid friend. Look around you, you'll find one. If you can't find one, it's you.

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Fаggот: Your Gay
Me: There is nothing wrong with being gаy, just ask your dad.

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Yo, I Dont want your boyfriend ; nobody does. That's why he is with you

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Popular Kid: Your A Fail
Other Kid: Just Like Your Abortion! Twice!
Whole Class: OOOO

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Depressed? Keep your сhin up! Because when u have it down it makes it look like u have 2 of them and its pretty gross.

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