Insult Jokes

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You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!

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What do you think of that Michael Bolton? What do you think of her -- do you like her?

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What is the difference between a grocery bag and Michael Jackson? One is made of white plastic and is dangerous to children, and the other one is a grocery bag.

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Girl:
"How come you don't text me anymore?"
Me:
"Sorry, but my cell plan doesn't cover the friend zone."

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Guy draws реnis on his friends maths book in maths class
Friend: Why did you draw a реnis on my book?
Guy: Because I'm giving you something that you don't have.

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Guy: You're gаy. Me: I am after your mum last night.

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The first time I ever saw Boy George was on MTV, and I thought to myself, 'Now there is a -- I don't know. What the hеll is that?' Let's be honest, Boy George makes Michael Jackson look like the Marlboro Man.

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

1. You are gаy.
2. Im straiter than that pole your mom danced on last night.

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Is your face hurting
Because its killing me

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If the "you are what you eat" saying is true, then you must be a diск.

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Teacher:You failed your test.
Me:You failed to educate me.

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When guys get jelous, it's kinda cute. When girls get jelous, it's World War III

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Insult Jokes Military Jokes

Kid#1- Make me
You- I don't make trash I burn it

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Annoying Kid: your gay
You: Please, I'm straighter than your mama's stripping pole

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I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.

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Angel, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on yo face!

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Loser: I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.
Me: I would give you the hard stare afterwards but I'm too young to die

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Insult Jokes Animal Jokes

He's street smart. Sesame Street smart.

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Jеrк: You suск!
Me: You swallow!
Jerk: You spit!
Me: You choke!
Jerk: You hire!
Me: Atleast I don't вlоw!
Class: OOOHHH!!!

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*In grammar class*
Teacher: HE does not like girls. What is 'He' in this sentence?
Drew: He GAYYYYYY.

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