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Fат bully:what are you staring at?
Boy:the reason why double doors were invented

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Over dinner one evening, a wife says to her husband.
“I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker.
He started to insult me.
He used really bad language.
He even threatened me!”
“How did you meet this fellow?” her husband asked, very concerned.
“Well,” she says, “we met by accident. I hit him with the car.

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
"Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies,
"No, you don't, Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."

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2 kids were fighting a boy and a girl
The girl says"If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee"
The boy answers"If you were my wife I would drink it"

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B*tch atleast my virgania hasn't been used more than google!!

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Guy: What time is it?
Dickhead: Time for you to get a watch! OHHH!
Guy: time for you to get a new joke.

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Me: *tells joke*
Ex: *laughs*
Me: was that joke funny?
Ex: no
Me: than why did u laugh?
Ex: because I saw ur face
Me: b*tch, i'm not a mirror
Ex: ...

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Boy:
"Guess what I'm getting you for Christmas!"
Girl:
"What is it?"
Boy:
"You know what a yellow Lamborghini looks like?"
Girl:
"ОМG Seriously?"
Boy:
"I got you a toothbrush the same colour "

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Beauty is on the inside? That's just something ugly people say!

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I think a вiтсh is a kind of woman who would wear a mirror on the back of her skirt so you can see what kind of fool you are when she tells you to kiss her аss.

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Bully: I'm going to beat you up.
Nerd: How are you going to
Beat me when you can't even beat
Your meat

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One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what"s the best thing I can do to help the country?"

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Guy #1: I did your mom last night.
Guy #2: Okay.
Guy #1: We cool?
Guy #2: No, we're even.

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People come up to me, and they say, 'Gene, certainly comedy can't be your main source of income.'

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For the white people, it would be like if you were going to Vermont.

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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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Person " aww I Fuскеd up'
You " that's what your dad said when he had you"

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An old man walks onto a bus one day. All the seats are full, so he has to stand and balance himself on his cane. The bus hits a bump and the rubber tip of his cane breaks off and he falls. Little Johnny, seated nearby, says to him, "Sir, you have to pull the rubber over the tip more carefully!" The man replies,
"If your dad had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this dамn bus!"

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What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
She kept suскing after I slapped her!

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I'm really trying to like baseball, but I finally figured out why I can't watch it: I have a pulse.

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