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He's a recovering alcoholic: recovering from last night!

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Random kid: (Say's something rude)
Me: You wanna know what's funny? Not you, so shut up.

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During a biology class, the class is dissecting frogs. One student happens to be quite timid with regards to cutting the frog so he simply watches. Meanwhile, a "macho" kid begins to cut the frog and says "Your such a b*tch" a couple minutes later, the bully faints. The timid kid stands above the bully as he regains consciousness and says "Whose the b*tch now?"

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Kids suск. I hate kids. They're like old people with energy.

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Bully: I'm going to hurt you
Some Kid: *coughs* hold on let me get nervous

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Bully: I have a massive penis
Others: (haha)
Kid: In your ass
Others: (oooh)
Bully: no, in your mums
Others: (burn)
Kid: i am pretty sure that it was me and your mum because i specifically remember the comdom breaking and bringing you into existence.
Others: (he cant beat that)
Bully: ...

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I would like to begin by clearing up a misconception. Apparently, some people think that just because I'm a dork that that automatically means that I have to be a loser. Let me tell you something -- that is a coincidence.

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Someone: You suск!
Me: You swallow!
(Oooohhhhh)

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Аsshоlе: Sup motherf*cker!
Me: Alright, you caught me. I f*cked your mom last night.

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Hippie friend: What is the meaning of life.
Stupid friend: My diск!!!:
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Smart friend: Your right, life is short.
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Student #1: *disturbing the class by looking for something on the floor*
Student #2: Ha, he's looking for his dignity!
Class: *laughs*
- Now a moment of silence-
Teacher: Did you find it?

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Cool guy: excuse me is this the loser section?
Dude: No its called FUСК OFF and its located over there.

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Loser: I'm as straight as a line drawn by a ruler!
Me: Sure, you're as straight as a line that is drawn by a five year old.

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B*tch -if i want to hear from an аrsе id fart
Innocent person- go ahead,its gonna smell better than your breath.
B*tch- ........

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Bully:can I see your cheeks?
Me:and can I see your вuтт cheeks.
*burn*
Tucker-

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I was in Atlantic City not too long ago. You just walk around, go, 'What in the hеll happened to you?' There are people Picasso would look at and go, 'Hmm, nothing I can do with that.'

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It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college.

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Tough guy: you are a failure.
Me: just like your dad's condom

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Short kid: Hey tall kid, I bet you don't know who your dad is!
Me: What's the matter? Where are Snow White and the other six dwarves? They're probably celebrating the fact that they lost you! Short kid:(Silence)

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When his I. Q. reaches 50, he should sell.

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