Insult Jokes

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Random jеrк: Move out of the way you diск!
Nerd: Fine, I'll move out of the way just to stop you from trying to touch it.
Random jеrк: Is that the only comeback you've got?
Nerd: No, I'm gonna get it back off your mums сhin tonight.

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Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did sатаn.

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Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?

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Idiот: *insults me*
Me: Apart from that statement, what else did you pull out of the toilet?

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Guy: My diск is the same size as the titanic!
Me: oh so you mean it sunk?

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Person-art sucks
Me- without art the earth would be eh

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*If someone types this on the internet*
Bully: I will kick your ass
You: You're behind a computer screen acting tough. That seems legit.

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Guy:U r the gayest person out of all the gаys. You:Вiтсh please,I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on at night

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Why Does Jessie Jay Say Everybody Move To The Left? Because Women Have No Rights.

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Jokes about Women Insult Jokes

Friend: Fail
You: sorry but were not talking about you moms abortion pill

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying.
"Your mother insulted me," Jeeto sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the country?" Santa asked.
"I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."
"And?"
"At the end of the letter it said, 'Dear Jeeto, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son.'"

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A boy is asking his dad some last questions before his dad died. The boy was asking questions his dad would never answer.
Boy: Who did you love most?
Dad: My parents, obviously.
Boy: Why do you hate Mom?
Dad: She assaulted me before you were born..
Boy: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
Dad: Adopting you. *dies*
Boy: ...

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Bully: hey mother f*cker
You: yeah cause I fuск your mom

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Bully:HA your so short
Me:atleast im вiggеr than your 1 inch dick

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Girl #1 - "What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!"
Girl #2 - "oh"
Girl #1 - "Did you sea what I did there?" Girl #2 - "Nope."
Girl #1 - "I'm shore you did."
Girl #2 - *cough cough*
Girl #1 - "Cod, man! Clam down and don't be so crabby!"
Girl #2 - "........"
Girl #1 - "Jokes seem fishy?"
Girl #2 - "You're the joke."
Girl #1 - "beach"

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

Women think about sеx every 7 seconds. Just not with you.

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It's not weird to see nакеd people. We see nudе people all the time -- you know, cable and R-rated movies -- but those people in the movies have been pre-approved to be nакеd. They went through a casting director or something. Everyone gets on the nudе beach. It's not the Рlаyвоy Channel down there; it's more like the Discovery Channel.

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Bully: Hey аsswiре, I bet you're still a virgin.
Asswipe: Hey diсквrаin, I bet the last time you got any action was when you were busting a shiт and your finger slipped through the toilet paper

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If somebody calls you an obnoxious name that relates to their nature, say, "I can't believe a dамn hypocrite is accusing me of living their nature ."

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Boy: My diск is so hard
Girl: To find

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