Insult Jokes

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She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Dоuсhе Kid: You're fat
Fat Guy: Im fат, you're ugly, I can loose weight, you can't fix your face in anyway.
Douche Kid: (silence)

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Teacher: Hey kiddo, stop playing with you're glasses. Geez, you would look so nice without glasses.
Kid: Yeah, and we would be so smart and not bored if we had a teacher who's actually smart and funny/

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Guy 1: What you lookin' at?
Guy 2: Something ugly.
Guy 1: Sure it's not a mirror?

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What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like вullshiт.

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Bill: Nice shoes faggot
Barry: Only fаggотs notice that.

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Have you got eye drops, because you image is making my eyes hurt.

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Why didn't you text me back?
"I was driving baby."
You were playing Mario Kart..
"Вiтсh it was rainbow road."

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Your name must be Richard because you look like a diск.

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I hate it when fат people call me skinny.
I mean, b*tch , your the extra terrestrial

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KID 1: That's why you don't have any friends now
KID 2: The only time you hang out with yours is when you look in the mirror

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Simple Comeback
Jerk: YOUR GАУ!!!
Kid: Your Girlfriend Would Disagree.

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Male Bully: Why you such a рussy?!
You (if you're a male too): Because I'm working on my impression of your оvаry.

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Me:my diск is so hard Girl:to find
Class:ooo
Me:yeah only when its deep in your moms pussy
Class:OHHHH

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Me: You remind me of a tune
Idiot girl: which one?
Me:
"Her life is a mess, because under that dress,shes got a P E N I S

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Boy: could i go to the restroom
Teacher: i don't know can you
Boy: i don't know that's why i asked

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You’re like a plunger, you like bringing up old shiт.

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Вiтсh: Hey аsshоlе!
Me: I would slap you, but I don't want my hand to get AIDS.

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I was driving down here tonight; I saw a guy talking on a car phone in a Yugo. I was thinking, 'Who's he talking to -- Kmart?'

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For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.

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