Insult Jokes

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Bully:you have no hair by your dick
Me:you shoul check your mom's mouth

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Jеrк: You're Gay
You: And you only touched two рussiеs, a cat and yourself
Others:OHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Omegle Jokes Be Like:
Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: Hey.
Guy 1: I'm pretty sad, can you give me a joke?
Guy 2: Sure! Knock Knock.
Guy 1: Who's there?
Guy 2: Disco.
Guy 1: Disco who?
Guy 2: Disconnected.
'Your conversational partner has been disconnected.'
Guy 1: ...

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Insult Jokes Knock-knock jokes

Note- my friend was drawing during PE
Girl: who is that? Friend: i'm drawing audrey hepburn
Girl: we're living in the present, not the 80s! Girl: can you draw a pic of me?
Friend: i'm sorry, I won't be able to fit your ego on the paper.

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

BULLY- Oh you wear a size XXL (crowd laughs)
KID- No that's the size of my condoms.

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be sтuрid!

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Guy #1: WHAT ARE THOSE!
Guy #2: Shoes you can't afford!
Guy #1: Yeah, I can't afford to dig in a dumpster for those.

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Jеrк-Stop crying big baby! you-im sorry your face gave me a nightmare

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Hater: Your gay
Me: I'm straighter than the pole that you and your two dads dance on.
Hater: *Silence

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Just 'cause something's in style, doesn't mean everybody ought to wear it. I'm a fаn of the tube top, but even a tire has a pressure limit.

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Boy: why so quiet?
Me: oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise I had to talk to people I f*cking hate!

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Bully: Ha, your so nerdy your diск where's glasses.
Nerd: That explains why your mom has 20-20 vision

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You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".

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Ex: you need to move on and forget about me.
Me: how can I forget you when every time I go outside things remind me of you like garbage bins and dog shiт.

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The other day I was flying in, I had Eric Estrada on my flight. And I had to say something -- I said, 'Hey, you're the guy from "Сhiрs."' He said, 'Yes. Would you like another drink before we land?'

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U want to challenge me the only thing we should challenge is the fact you are gay

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Dude 1: I f*cked ur mom last night and she said don't stop
Dude 2: Yeah she probably said don't stop believing

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I just can't compete with what Hollywood says is hot now for the ladies and stuff. My last girlfriend was totally into James Van Der Beek. Why? Remember when Hollywood hunks were supposed to have some kind of looks or something?

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Google's awesome because on Google, you can just type in anything and get it wrong, and it knows what you meant. It's like psychic, right? Like two weeks ago, I typed in 'How do you make cupcakes?,' and it said, 'Do you mean "How do you know if you're gаy?"'

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Son: mom why do I have to make my bed if I'm just gonna sleep in it anyways?
Mom: why do you eat if your just gonna die anyways
Son: I'm off to make my bed!

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