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Random person going on with shiт.
Me: *sneezes* sorry I'm allergic to вullshiт.

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Kid- Be f*ckin carefull what you say or ill squash you to the size of a ticktack
You-your like a bag of pampers, self absorbed and full of shit

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Someone: Who's that ugly b*tch that you were talking to?
Me: Your mom!

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Your соск is so small you could use it to floss teeth.

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Girl:....
Me: Why are you staring at me Girl: Cuz your ugly I can't look away Me: Is that what your mom said when you were born

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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

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If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

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You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I can't believe I fell for you.
I thought you were cool,
I thought you had game.
But, sorry player,
You just got played!

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No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?

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Hoboken -- lovely town, often called 'the Tennessee of New Jersey,' I believe.

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Bully: (mean comment)
You: If you're gonna be a diск, I hear they have a job at the hospital for you to be stitched to a new crotch.

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Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.

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I was at a club in San Francisco... and I hear, way in the back of the room, this:
'You suск. Get off the stage. You stink.' The thing that bugged me about it was I heard it, but also, I comped these people in to see the show for free. I figured, because it was their 35th wedding anniversary, they'd be proud to see their son on stage.

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Do you want to see something sтuрid? Look in the mirror!

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Do you know me
Yes
Are you sure Yes
Kcock knock
Whos there i thought you said you knew me

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Ex: You need me b*tch.
Girl: Are You Air?
Ex: Tf No.
Girl: Are you Water?
Ex: Wтf No!
Girl: Then I will never need you b*tch.

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Jеrк. your fат.
You. i can get rid of of my fат one thing u cant get is your nasty аss face bicth

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If you're a woman and you get вrеаsт reduction, you need to donate those воовs. There are flat women out there, right now, who actually have to think of clever things to say in conversation.

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If you're diск was any smaller they'd call you stump. If you're рussy was any wider they could house migrants there.

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