Life Jokes

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Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad.

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The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

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My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy.

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Fridges should have glass doors. That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move.

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I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.

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My resumé is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.

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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Life's a вiтсh, 'cause if it was a sluт, it'd be easy.

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

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Dream carefully, because dreams come true.

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Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship.

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A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games.

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An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain.

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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

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Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

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Life is too complicated in the morning.

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I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon.

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Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

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Why didn't the Indian like having two t. P.'s? They made him 2 tence.

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Concerning the absence of toilet paper, there should be complaint books laid out at publicly used places.

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