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After an MCAT exam, a father asks his son, "How did it go son?"
Young man, looking rather reproachful, replied, "It went well dad. In fact, it went so well that I will retake it again next year."

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My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what… She couldn’t do either.

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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco веll.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Веll.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole dамn burrito.

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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.

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While giving a physical, a doctor notices that his patient’s shins are covered in dark, savage bruises.
‘Tell me,’ says the doctor.
‘Do you play hockey or soccer?’
‘No,’ said the man. ‘But my wife and I play bridge.’

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Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

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What's the biggest difference between men and women ?
Men are crabby all month long.

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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”

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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his diск.
One man said,
"I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."

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A woman goes to her bank with a cheque from her husband.
The cashier tells her it has to be endorsed, so she writes on the back, ‘My husband is a wonderful man.’

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.

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How are men like chocolates?
A. They never last long enough
B. They always leave stains whenever they get hot.

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Men are like..... Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.

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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.

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What difference is between a man and Paris?
The Paris remains Paris!

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This sтuрid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would вlоw up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.

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What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding sсuм-sucker and the other is a fish.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink and some peanuts.
While drinking, he hears funny voices, but thinks nothing of it.
Again, he hears the funny voices and asks the barman what they are.
The barman points to the peanuts and says, ‘Don’t worry about them.
They are complimentary nuts.’

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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie.
They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk.
The problem was getting Ken to listen.

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.

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