Mexican jokes

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My Mexican friends always drink their drinks warm...
It's like they're afraid of ICE or something.

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A Mexican magician was performing on stage
He tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of three,
"Uno"
"Dos"
And then he vanished, and disappeared without a tres

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What are Mexican proteins made of?
Amigo-acids

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The Mexican Magician
A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, "uno, dos..." *РООF* The magician vanished without a tres.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 sons?
Jose and Josb
Joke my dad told me a long time ago, although I know he didn't create it

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What’s the name of a Mexican farm worker who has a ring of keys? (Not racist I swear)
Cesar Llaves

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?
Taco Tuesday

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How do you get out of a Mexican jail?
Taco Bail

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An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Texan walk into a bar.
I wish I had friends to go to the bar with.

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Who do Mexican people who love wееd marry??
They Marry Juana

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My coworker is a Mexican electrical engineer…
Total ohm-bre.

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What song does Trump play while going to a Mexican family's house?
Ice Ice, Baby.

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What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?
A Taco Belle.

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Why did the Mexican gangster fail school?
Because he wouldn’t turn in his ese.

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The Mexican word of the day is "wheelchair"
"Yo homes, I got a lot of pizza. Want some? Come sit down and wheelchair"

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A mexican boy in english class...
A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
To which he replied, "writing an esé"

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Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa?
See senior.

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I got in to a gun fight with a mexican at a golf club.
I shot a hole in Juan.

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Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food?
It has a wall around it.

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I wanted Mexican food, but I was in a hurry
So I ordered it ta-co

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