Why is Trump so keen to build a wall to keep out Mexican rapists?He's afraid of the competition. 2 0 0
I was about to smoke wееd with a couple cute Mexican girls...I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off. 2 0 0
What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Olympics?So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump. 3 0 0
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges. 23 0 0
Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo?Because they only had 4 trucks. 12 0 0
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall.All of a sudden a nакеd lone figure was seen веnт over on the side of the road.Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop.He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi.She was nакеd with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles.The president said,"ОМG Nancy what happened?"She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die!The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper.He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me" 24 0 0
What do you call white people running down a hill?An avalanche.What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?A mudslide.What do you call black people running down a hill?A jail break. 25 0 0
What do you call black people in a swimming pool?Coco puffs.What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?Reeces puffs reeces puffs! 19 0 0
Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?The cops. 57 0 0
A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says,"How does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?""Not bad," replies Juan,"after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new" 0 0 0
An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Раddy Juan". 0 0 0
Why does the Mexican Air Force stress out Donald Trump?Bc he can’t stand the sound of twenty Juan pilots. 0 0 0
The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth.Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto. 1 0 0
Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show.He counted:“Uno...”“Dos...”And disappeared without a trace. 1 0 0
I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall.He said, “ Eh. I’ll get over it.” 1 0 0