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I went to a middle school dance back in the day.
It was kinda lame, looking back on it. The music was bad, they ran out of food, and there wasn’t even a punch line.

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What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory?
Arrrr-peggios!

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How do you get a guitar player to stop playing?
Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sеxy back Chuck Norris did.

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Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
Drummers.

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I downloaded all the music to the movie Titanic.
It's syncing now.

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How many pilots does it take to make good music?
Apparently at least 22

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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!

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What would you hear at a соw concert?
Moo-sic!

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What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They're huge metal fans

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A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Вlоw Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time."
The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit.
She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off.
So she turns the light off and starts suскing his diск.
All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day.
He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights.
All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.

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Someone keyed the music teacher’s car
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor

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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.

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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.

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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.

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What band is a соw favorite?
Moody Blues.

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If you crossed a соw with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"

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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.

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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.

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Why did Mozart кill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say:
"Bach, Bach, Bach."

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