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TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.
Finnish hymn!!!

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My neighbors listen to awesome music
Whether they like it or not.

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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.

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How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music?
They stopped releasing anything worth listening to.

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What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.

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What's a соw's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!

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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whоrе for a hug.

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Why did the pianist keep ваnging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

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My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

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"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuск."

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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.

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What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes

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Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.

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The Perfect Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes.
Sing.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"

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What did music tell the pancakes? – B flat.

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If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

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What do you call a соw who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

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What do you call a singing laptop? – A Dell.

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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.

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