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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The policeman said, "What's he like?"
Little Johnny replied, "Вееr and women!"
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Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
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Yo momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.
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16 and Pregnant.
15 and Fuскing.
14 and Suскing.
13 and Licking.
12 and Fingеring.
11 and Touching.
9 and Kissing.
8 and Wondering.
Welcome To Our Fuскеd Up Generation...
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Reaching the end of a j ob interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"
The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?"
The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Палестинец завършил право в САЩ. Циганин отива в бюрото по труда: 3000 лв заплата El inmigrante y el trabajo bien pagado Απόφοιτος του Harvard На интервју за работа: Ein fünfzigjähriger Langzeitarbeitsloser kommt zum Arbeitsamt und möchte einen Job. Das Fräulein am Schalter: Un immigrato clandestino si reca da Salvini e lo impreca disperato: "La prego, mi trovi la casa e un lavoro!" The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave,... Kommt ein Trabifahrer in eine West-Autowerkstatt und fragt den Meister: "Sagen Sie mal, könnte ich meinen Trabi tiefer legen, verbreitern oder eventuell auftunen?" Beschaut der Meister den Trabi und meint: "Sicher." Darauf der Trabifahrer und was würde es kosten? Der Meister: "5 Mark!"... Un hombre entra en la oficina del INEM y se encuentra con el funcionario de turno leyendo el periódico con los pies encima de la mesa. Muy educadamente le pregunta: - Hola, venía a ver si tenian trabajo para mi. El funcionario se gira lentamente con cara de poker y le responde: Claro! Mire,... Auf dem Arbeitsamt: "Ich hätte gerne eine Stelle." Der Berater sprudelt drauf los: "Vielleicht wäre das etwas! 5.000 Euro netto, drei Monate Urlaub, Dienstwagen mit Chauffeur! Übrigens von 10 bis 15 Uhr, alle 14 Tage ist außerdem der Freitag frei." "Wollen Sie mich veräppeln?" unterbricht ihn der... Aquele advogado recém-formado estava sendo entrevistado para um emprego. — E quais são suas pretensões salariais? — perguntou o entrevistador, depois de ouvir as longas digressões do candidato... Ein Arbeitsloser kommt auf das Arbeitsamt und fragt dort den Bediensteten: "Haben Sie Arbeit für mich?" "Sicher doch!" antwortet der, "Wie wär’s als Filialleiter in einer großen Bank, mit einem... Un signore disoccupato si reca al centro per l'impiego della sua città per cercare un'occupazione. Arrivato il suo turno si rivolge all'impiegato: "Buongiorno, sono qui perché vorrei un lavoro!".... En katt som kom in på arbetsförmedlingen och frågade om det fanns nått jobb till honom. Musen bakom disken svarade: - Ja, vi har ett jobb som chef på Saab, du får 20 miljoner i årslön, 10 bilar... Er komt een allochtoon bij bij een uitzendbureau. De allochtoon vraagt 'ik wil graag aan het werk, heeft u een baan voor mij?' Waarop de man antwoord 'ja ik heb een baan voor je als directeur bij... Marokkaan Abdel komt binnen bij de baas van een groot bedrijf. Abdel : 'Ik hier werken willen !' Baas : 'Goed, je krijgt knappe secretaresse, groot bureau, chique firmawagen, GSM, ..' Abdel: 'Gij... Ein junger Türke kommt ins Sozialamt, geht zum Schalter und sagt zu dem Beamten: "Challo, isch wolle nix lebe mehr von die Stütze isch wolle gehe arbeite." Der Beamte des Sozialamtes strahlt den... Przychodzi absolwent wyższej uczelni do biura pośrednictwa pracy i pyta: - Czy jest praca dla absolwenta? - Oczywiście, że tak! Pensja 10.000 zł, komórka i samochód służbowy. - Pani żartuje?! - Sam... Det var en indvandrer der kom ind på arbejdsformidlingen og sagde - "ha' du arbejd til mig?" - "ja, ja Jeg har masser af arbejde" sagde ekspedienten "der er en der søger en revisor, eller hvad... Een Turk komt bij het arbeidsbureau en zegt: “Kan ik een baan krijgen? Ik wil graag werken.” “Tuurlijk,” zegt de medewerker van het arbeidsbureau, “ik heb wel iets voor u hoor; een prachtige baan,... Adamın biri iş başvurusunda bulunmuş. Görüşmeye çağırmışlar; görüşme sonuna doğru ortalama bir tip olan adama yöneticisi sormuş; - Peki beklentilerin ne? seni ne tatmin eder? Arkadaş saymaya... A cigány bemegy egy állásközvetítőhöz és mondja: Szeretnék dolgozni magas gázsival és rugalmas munkaidővel! A titkárnő ezt mondja: - Pont van egy önnek megfelelő állás, havi 300.000 nettó... Přijde cikán na úřad práce, ptá se po zaměstnání, a že chce práci v teple a dobře placenou. Úřednice se ho zeptá: „Jaké máte vzdělání?” „Dvě třídy základní školy,” odpoví Dežo. Úřednice na to: „Tak... Un negru se duce la oficiul fortelor de munca din Africa de Sud. - Buna ziua! As dori un loc de munca. - Sigur, cum sa nu, se poate, zise albul. Dar sa stiti ca nu Mai avem decit un post de... Un disoccupato incallito un giorno si presenta all'ufficio di collocamento e chiede: - Vorrei un posto di lavoro dove si guadagni molto, un posto di responsabilità, con molti collaboratori alle mie... Pod koniec rozmowy o pracę, łowca głów pyta młodego inżyniera, jakiego się spodziewa wynagrodzenia. - Około 140 tys. dolarów, z zależności od dodatkowych uwarunkowań. - Hm, więc dodatkowo to mógłby... Darba intervijā: - Un kāds būtu aptuvenais atalgojums , ko jūs vēlētos saņemt pārbaudes laikā? - Nu , kādi 600 lati mēnesī , atkarībā no papildu motivācijas paketes... - Ko jūs teiktu par paketi ?...
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An American guy, a French guy, and a Scottish guy go for a вееr. All their beers, by some coincidence or other, arrive with a fly in it.
The American pushes the вееr away in disgust.
The French guy fishes out the fly and drinks the вееr.
The Scotsman takes the fly out by the wing and yells at it, “Spit it out, spit it out now ya little hussy!!!”
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- So, Mr. Brandberg, are you happy with your new hearing aid?
– Very much, doctor. I already changed my last will twice!
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Глух по рождение се подложил на операция по нов, революционен метод и започнал да чува. Após testar por uma semana o novo aparelho auditivo, o velho senhor retorna ao médico. Un anziano signore con gravi problemi di udito decide di sottoporsi ad una visita specialistica ed il dottore gli prescrive un apparecchio acustico innovativo in grado di farlo tornare a sentire perfettamente. Доктор към възрастен пациент: - Дядо, как е новият слухов апарат? Оправяш ли се с него? - Докторе,чудесен е!!! Едва втори ден го нося, а вече трети път си сменям завещанието. "Nun Oma, wie funktioniert das neue Hörgerät?" "Sehr gut, ich habe jetzt schon dreimal mein Testament geändert" O médico atende um velhinho milionário que tinha começado a usar um revolucionário aparelho de audição: — E aí, seu Almeida, está gostando do aparelho? — É muito bom. — Sua família gostou? — Ainda... Un viejo muy sordo, pero también muy rico, compra uno de esos novedosos aparatos ultra modernos para oir. Quince días después vuelve muy contento a la tienda donde efectuó su flamante adquisición y... Fragt der Oberarzt seinen Patienten: "Wie sind Sie denn mit Ihrem neuen Hörgerät zufrieden?" "Sehr, ich habe mein Testament schon fünfmal geändert." - Nå bestemor, sa den forvent­ningsfulle arvingen, - hvordan virker det nye høreapparatet ditt? - Utmerket, Jeg har hørt så mye at jeg har endret testamentet mitt tre ganger allerede! De dokter schrijft een gehoorapparaat voor aan één van zijn oudere patiënten. De man ziet er echter erg tegenop om het apparaat te dragen, maar omdat hij inziet dat het apparaat nauwelijks... – Nå, Nils, hvordan trives du med det nye høreapparatet? – Det er helt fabelaktig. – Jeg har alt skrevet om testamentet mitt tre ganger. An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to... Egy idős úr új hallókészüléket kap. Három hét után kérdezi az orvosa: - Na bácsikám, mit szólt a családja az új hallókészülékéhez? - Még nem mondtam el nekik, de azóta már kétszer átírtam a... Egy idős úrnak éveken át komoly hallási nehézségei voltak. Végül orvoshoz fordult, az ellátta őt egy hallókészülékkel, amelynek segítségével ismét 100%-osan hallott. Két hét múlva a férfi... Un anziano signore con gravi problemi di udito da ormai molti anni, va dallo specialista e si fa prescrivere un apparecchio acustico che gli permette di tornare a sentire perfettamente. Dopo un... Albert har köpt en av de nya hörapparaterna och berättar för en vän hur bra den är. - Nå, vad tycker din familj och släkten om den? frågar vännen. - De vet inte att jag har en ny apparat, så jag... En gammel herre havde haft problemer med hørelsen i flere år. Han gik til lægen, og lægen gav ham et høreapparat, så han fik sin hørelse tilbage. En måned efter kom den gamle mand igen op til lægen... Starszy facet miał poważne problemy ze słuchem już od dłuższego czasu. Poszedł więc do lekarza a ten przepisał mu aparat słuchowy, który wrócił choremu słuch w 100 procentach. Po około miesiącu... Und Frau Schmidt, sind Sie zufrieden mit Ihrem neuen Hörgerät? Oh ja, ich musste meine Testament bereits zweimal ändern.
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A truck driver phones his boss, "Hey boss, my mirror is broken."
The boss says, "Well then Just buy a new one and replace it then."
The truck driver answers, "I can't. The truck is laying on it."
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Patient: “Doctor, please help me, I think I can see in the future.”
Doctor: “When did it start?”
Patient: “Next Friday.”
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American psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent bars.
1) They don’t have a woman.
2) They have a woman.
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Joe asks Peter: "Wow, so many scars. You must have had an adventurous life!"
Peter replies: "No, I have a cat."
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Harlan the biker comes to the hairdresser.
The hairdresser stares at his greasy hair in disbelief for a while and then asks, “So, did you come to cut your hair or just for an oil change?”
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Why are seniors encouraged to take healing mud baths?
So they’d slowly start getting used to earth.
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Two Weeks to Live Behandlung mit Moorbädern Moorbäder Σπάνια αρρώστια.. Влиза мъж при лекаря: Un homme vient de passer des examens de santé à l’hôpital. Un gars chez le médecin : "Herr Doktor, können sie mir helfen?" Deux gars bourrés discutent dans un bar. L'un d'eux dit : Przychodzi baba do lekarza, ten ją zbadał i mówi: - Ma pani raka! - O Boże! To co mam robić? Co mi pan zaleca? - Niech pani robi okłady z błota. - A to pomoże? - Nie, ale przyzwyczai się pani do ziemi. Mudderbad. Er det alvorligt, doktor? Ja, det er sandsynligvis dødeligt. Hvad skal jeg så gøre? Prøv at tage nogle mudderbade. Er der en chance for, det hjælper? Nej, men De bliver vant til at... Przychodzi baba do lekarza. Po badaniu lekarz mówi: - Ma Pani raka! Baba na to: - Niech Pan coś zaradzi doktorze... - Niech Pani spróbuje robić okłady z błota. - Z błota? Dziwi się baba. Myśli Pan... Pourquoi fait-on prendre des bains de boue aux vieux ? - Pour qu'ils s'habituent à la terre! Pourquoi les vieux font-ils des bains de boue? Pour s'habituer à la terre... — Лікарю! Може, мені уколи які? — Ні, не допоможе... — А може, пігулки або пілюлі?! — Теж не допоможе... — А може, ванни? — Точно! Грязьові ванни! Заразом і до землі звикнете! A man has been undergoing medical treatment, and meets with his doctor to review some tests. Doctor: I'm sorry, but I have bad news. Your condition is now incurable, and you have only 6 months to... An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: "I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you... Komt een man bij de dokter, en het gaat erg slecht met hem. De dokter geeft De man als advies om veel modderbaden te nemen, waarop de maan vraagt: "Ja Maar dokter, helpt dat?" De dokter antwoord:... Orvosnál. - Mit ajánl doktor úr? - Sárpakolást. - Miért, az használ? - Nem, de legalább szokja a földet.
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Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker.
Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a while they are passed by a headless bicyclist.Hm. They walk on for a bit when one says to the other, “Joe, how about you put the scythe on your other shoulder?”
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Две бабички си вървят по шосето - връщат се от сенокос. Идут две бабы с сенокоса. Мимо пролетает парень на мотоцикле...без головы. Jedzie chłop razem z babą wozem. Jadą tak, jadą i chłop patrzy - wymija ich rowerzysta bez głowy. Chłop nic sobie z tego nie robi i jedzie dalej. Patrzy a tutaj motorowerzysta bez głowy ich wymija. Chłop dalej olewa sytuację. Jadą dalej, patrzy a tutaj motocyklista bez głowy, jeden, drugi,... Йдуть два куми по дорозі, коли — Вжик! .. — їх обігнав мотоцикліст без голови. Глянули куми один на одного з подивом й пішли далі. Коли знову — Вжик! .. — мотоцикліст знову без голови. Знову... Mergeau odata badea Ion si badea Gheorghe prin oras cu caruta. Gheorghe zice: - Bai Ioane uite un motociclist fara cap! Mai merge ce merge, si din nou spune: - Bai Ioane uite un motociclist fara... Iet pa ceļa malu zemnieki. Pēkšņi pabrauc garām pāris riteņbraucēji bez galvām. Viens saka: - Johaidī, nu gan brīnumi! Otrs: - Nav nekādu brīnumi, pārliec izkapti uz otra pleca!
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Doctor says to his patient: “Your liver results are back. And frankly, they’re very surprising considering that I only allowed you one glass of wine per week.”
The patient shrugs: “Do you really think you are the only doctor I am going to?”
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Ah, the modern days. I just saw a grandpa help a youngster who was staring into his phone to cross the street.
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Днес ми стана много мило, като видях как една възрастна жена помогна на младеж Сегодня я видел, как одна старушка помогала перейти через дорогу мальчику, игравшему в смартфоне. Сегодня видел, как старушка помогала перейти дорогу парнишке, который торчал в своем айфоне.
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A guy comes to work very sick and asks his boss for advice. The boss says:
"You know, if it were me, I'd just go home and let my wife really take care of me in all aspects, if you know what I mean. Now go and do just that, Roger, you look pretty bad."
The guy gratefully leaves and comes back the next day, looking much better.
"So, how was it?" asks the boss, "Everything alright?"
"Yes," replies the guy, "I feel much better, thank you. By the way, you have really nice furniture!"
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Отива един на доктор. Me боли главата нешто Harry ist krank Ali ist krank Carlos сотрудник звонит шефу: - я сегодня не выйду на работу, настроения нет, да и хандра какая-то.... Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." C'est un ouvrier qui appelle son patron... Mattias gick runt och var små sur hela tiden på jobbet. Allt var det fel på, och han skapade en otrevlig stämning som smittade av sig till alla på företaget. Till slut orkade inte chefen längre med hans gnällande och sura uppsyn och sa till på skarpen, - Nä nu får du ge dig! Ta ledigt resten av... Johan gick och var mest småsur – fel på jobbet, fel på arbetskamraterna, fel på kaffet, fel på chefen, fel på... Till slut tröttnade chefen och sa till på skarpen: - Gör mig en tjänst! Ta ledigt... A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man... Der Erkan telefoniert mit seinem Chef! "Du Chef, ich Hand- Kopf- Fußweh haben, ich nicht arbeiten kommen können! Sagt der Chef: " Na gut aber ich geb dir einen Tipp, wenn mir mal was weh tut... Xiang Li llama una mañana al trabajo: - Yo no puede tlabajá hoy, estoy mu malito, duele la cabeza, duele el estómago, fieble? Yo no tlabajo hoy, señol. El jefe le responde: - Mira, Xiang, hoy te... Kalle va småsur, fel på jobbet, fel på arbetskamraterna, fel på kaffet, fel på chefen. Chefen sa: - Gör mig en tjänst! Ta ledigt resten av dagen, åk hem och dra över frugan. Nästa dag kom Kalle... Kontorsjefen har lagt merke til at en av de ansatte sitter og gaper, fullstendig utslitt. Han gir ham et råd: "Jeg hadde det likedan, men gikk hjem og knullet kjerringa mi knallhardt hver... Oddleif ringer sjefen for atter en gang gi beskjed om at han er blitt syk igjen og ikke kan komme på jobben. Sjefen, som åpenbart er irritert over hyppige sykemeldinger fra Oddleif, sier så at når... Un uomo va dal dottore con una lunga storia di emicrania. Il dottore scopre che il suo povero paziente ha provato praticamente ogni terapia senza nessun miglioramento. ‘Ascolta’ dice il dottore,... Kung Chang llamó a su Jefe y le dijo: - Jefe, hoy yo no tlabajal, yo estal enfelmo. Duele cabeza, duele panza, duele pielna, no voy tlabajo. El Jefe le responde: - Kung Chang, realmente hoy te... Egy embert szörnyű fejfájás gyötör, ezért elmegy az orvoshoz. - Doktor úr, mostanában hihetetlenül fáj a fejem, tudna valamit tanácsolni? - Nézze uram, ha nekem fáj a fejem, általában szeretkezek... - Allô patron. - Oui Allô? - Patron, je ne vais pas pouvoir bosser aujourd’hui ! Je me sens vraiment mal… - Écoute Pedro, je vais te donner un conseil : quand j’ai un p’tit coup de mou, je demande...
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A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park and she says:
“My ear hurts me…” He kisses it gently and asks, “Is it better now, my darling?”
“It’s all gone,” giggles the girl, “but now I have a pain here,” and she points to her neck.
The boy kisses it tenderly and asks, “Better now, sweet pea?”
“It’s all healed, my love! But now I have a very bad pain here,” she replies and points to her clavicle.
“Excuse me,” politely interrupts an old man from a neighboring bench, “this is really impressive! Do you heal hemorrhoids as well?”
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Романтика на клупа во паркот Молодой человек с девушкой сидят на лавочке. Девушка настроена игриво: Хубав парк, дървета, тревички, пейки... на едната седят двама младежи - момче и момиче, а на другата възрастен дядо. Води се следния разговор. В купе на влак пътуват младеж и девойка. Една вечер в парка двама младежи си седят и си говорят. До тях на съседната пейка седи сляп старец. Момчето е много притеснително, а момичето през цялото време се чуди как да го накара да я целуне: - Ох, ръката ме заболя - възкликва в тишината то. Момчето веднага и взима ръката и я целува. -... Idzie sobie chodnikiem małżeństwo. Kobieta mówi do mężczyzny: - Kochanie, boli mnie nosek. Mężczyzna buzi buzi po nosku. Kobieta mówi: - Dziękuję kochanie, już przeszło. Potem kobieta mówi: -... Badea Gheorghe in tren, in acelasi compartiment cu doi tineri foarte pisicosi. Fata: Dragul meu, dar ce ma doare gitutul. Baiatul: Pot sa te pup, draga mea? O pupa. Baiatul: Te mai doare, draga... „Bolí mě ucho,” stěžuje si dívka mladíkovi na lavičce v parku. Ten ji na ucho políbí a ptá se: „Ještě bolí?” „Ani trošku!” Po chvíli ji bolí za krkem. Mladík ji tam opět políbí a ptá se: „Ještě... En vacker sommarkväll sitter ett kärlekspar på parkbänken. Bredvid dem på samma bänk sitter en äldre man. - Jag har ont i handen! säger tjejen. Killen kysser hennes hand, flickan fnissar och... Para zakochanych siedzi w parku, całują się, rozmawiają nagle dziewczyna: - Kochanie, boli mnie rączka. Chłopak całuje ją w rękę: - A teraz? - Teraz już nie, ale zaczął mnie boleć policzek! Chłopak...
Old People Jokes
An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
"Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your family."
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