I like to play chess with old people in the park.Although I will admit that it is difficult to round up 32 of them and get them to play in costume. 0 0 0
What’s the difference between necrophilia and old people fetish?A couple of weeks.(Source: h3h3 comments) 0 0 0
A couple in an old people’s home we’re having an argument, Margaret found out Egbert had been cheating. Egbert did love a hаndjов.Margaret said to Egbert ‘What does Dorothy have that I don’t?Egbert replied ‘Parkinsons’. 0 0 0
Old people loveMy grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that. 0 0 0
When Amy Schumer was growing up and she told people that she wanted to be a comedian, people laughed at her.No one is laughing now. 0 0 0
Why do you see a lot more old people attending church than you see young people?Cramming for the final. 0 0 0
Why do old people like golf?Just like in their life, the goal is to get the least amount of strokes before you go in the hole 0 0 0
At school, bobby boy’s classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with “why are you crying”. Bobby says “someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die”. His mom looks him straight in the eye and says “depends, which one are you referring to?” 0 0 0
My grandpa said I’m too reliant on technology… so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support… 0 0 0
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove. 0 0 0
A mom gave her son “the talk”. her son replies "wait so there really isn’t candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied. 0 0 0
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar.“May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny.The grandpa replies “Well, does your diск touch your аsshоlе?”Johnny replied “No.” and left the room.The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car.“Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny.“Does your diск touch your аsshоlе?”“No.”The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie.“Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa.“Does your diск touch your аsshоlе, grandpa?”“Yep.”“Then go fuск yourself, this is my cookie.” 0 0 0
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t кill him.” 0 0 0