One-Liner Jokes

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?
The White House.

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Q. Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A. It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

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Trying to find just the right name for your child? Why not pick one of these?
Just find your profession below and we have the right name for you!
Lawyer’s daughter: Sue
Thief’s son: Rob
Lawyer’s son: Will
Doctor’s son: Bill
Hair stylist’s son: Bob
Homeopathic doctor’s son: Herb
Justice of the peace’s daughter: Mary
Sound stage technician’s son: Mike
Gambler’s daughter: Bette
Iron worker’s son: Rusty
TV star’s daughter: Emmy
Movie star’s son: Oscar

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Smiling gives you wrinkles.
Resting вiтсh face keeps you pretty.

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I hate Circles, their pointless

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Dora thinks she's cute showing off her belly button! Sluт.

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That mmoent you mqke a post and u relise that u speled half the words rong and u lok sтuрid.

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B*tch that smile is as fake as ur тiтs.

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I bet you I could stop gambling.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.
He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!

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Daffy Nishun
Woman ~ (n.) Wu • mun
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A life support system for a pussy

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I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons.

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The Titanic and films are quite similar. When it reaches a violent, unexpected peak, you just get that sinking feeling.

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I only thought of you once today, I just never stopped.

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Roses are for passion
Violets are for grace
I have two fists
One belongs in your face

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“Does a man-eating shark eat women too?”

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I really miss not being able to slam the phone down on people. Violently pressing the “End Call” button just doesn’t quite have the same effect.

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What runs but does not jump?
A tap.

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What Birds Go To Church?
Bird Of Pray!

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