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What is the question a flea often has to ask itself?
Should I walk or take a dog?

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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat when you’re driving?
Invite him to bark in the front seat.

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What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?
Anything you like, just very quietly.

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What an amazing, clever dog we have, darling.
He brings in the newspaper every day, and we’ve never even subscribed to any!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cheetah?
You get a dog who chases after cars a lot – and actually catches them.

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What kind of dog eats with his ears?
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They all do. I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before tucking in.

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I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you Seen my cat?”
So I called the number and said that I didn’t. - I like to Help where I can.

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Have you heard about the cat who climbed the Himalayas?
She was a renowned sher-paw.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?
Me-ow!

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What do you call a cat who gets her way no matter what?
Purrsuasive.

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Why is it so rare to see a cat doing online shopping?
Because they prefer the cat-alogue.

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What did the cat say when she was told the canary is off limits?
You’ve gotta be kitten me.

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When you arrive home after work, your dog will be extremely happy to see you and will liск your face.
The cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

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I had to get rid of the boyfriend.
My cat got allergic to him.

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If TVs run on electricity and trucks run on gas, what do cats run on?
Their four paws.

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How many cats can squeeze into a regular sized empty box?
Just one. After that the box isn’t empty anymore.

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What is the one place your cat can sit in, but you can’t?
Your lap.

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More cat jokes:
Why is it a bad idea to play poker with a jungle cat?
Chances are it is a cheetah.

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“My wife loves cats. But she’s got 40 of them and they cause a gruesome smell in our flat.”
“I guess you should air more often to battle that.”
“No can do, if we opened the windows, my 150 pigeons would fly away”

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Two gangsters are about to break out of prison. The first one jumps off a wall into a trash container.
The guard shouts, "Who’s there?"
Gangster replies,
"Meoooooow!"
The guard is relieved, "Ah ok, just a cat."
Then the second gangster jumps.
The guard gets suspicious, "Hello, anybody there?"
The second gangster yells, "Nah, just the cat again!"

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