Phone jokes

Most popular in this category

What do you call a loud conversation? A megaphone.

1 0

Phone jokes

I want to tell you one more painful phone pun but I decided it’s uncalled for.

1 0

Phone jokes

What is a security guard called if they work at a SamSung store? The Guardian of the Galaxy

1 0

Phone jokes

How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.

1 0

Phone jokes Pirate Jokes

I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.

1 0

Phone jokes

What did the girl say when she got a fake call? “I think that call was phoney”.

1 0

Phone jokes

Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups

1 0

Phone jokes

Why did the telecommuter quit her job? Because talk is cheap.

1 0

Phone jokes

What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.

1 0

Phone jokes

What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? “Who says talk is cheap!”

1 0

Phone jokes

What happens if you cross a night crawler with a telephone? You get Ringworm!

1 0

Phone jokes

I dropped my phone in the river. It started to sync.

1 0

Phone jokes

How come the mummy doesn’t want a telephone? Because he always gets too wrapped up on his calls.

1 0

Phone jokes

What does the hippie say when they answer the phone? “Mellow”

1 0

Phone jokes

Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.

1 0

Phone jokes Pirate Jokes

What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.

1 0

Phone jokes

What happened to the girl’s phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.

1 0

Phone jokes

How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.

1 0

Phone jokes

Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Воотy calls.

1 0

Phone jokes Pirate Jokes

My dad enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone. He calls it his Dad-a-base.

1 0

Phone jokes