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I named my phone “The Titanic” because it’s always syncing.

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I almost had a predicament trying to call someone in the same room as me. It was a close call.

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What is a tiny cell phone called? A microphone.

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How come an owl turns his cell phone off at night? So he doesn’t get any hooty calls.

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My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea… not sure why he is upset.

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Why don’t birds make cell phone calls? They might accidentally wing the wrong number.

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What’s a lobster say when they pick up the phone? “Shello”

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I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.

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Why don’t skeletons have a mobile? They don’t have any body to talk to.

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I put my phone into airplane mode… it’s a terrible transformer.

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Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.

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What network does LukeSkywalker use? Yodaphone

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I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.

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Why does the bird never make phone calls?
Because it might wing the wrong number!

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Why does anyone still have a landline?
To locate their cell phone when it goes missing!

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What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!

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What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!

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Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
He lost his contacts!

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What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!

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Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!

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