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Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game?
A: Poker.

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Classic Воотy Call... Flintstone:
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

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Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!
' - no matter what the movie be, whatever the actor be doing. He could be fixing some food: 'Hey you gonna finish that?' 'You listen to me, ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!' 'And CUT!' They could be swimming away from a shark: 'Come on man, we gotta get out of here.' 'Listen! Ain't nobody ever gave me nothing!'

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Dear Mr.
Starr: The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA. Apologies, The FBI

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Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie?
A: All of Ken's stuff.

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Q: How did disco die?
A: In the disco inferno.

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Q: What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
A: "Someday my prints will come."

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Q: Why did Beethoven кill his chicken?
A: It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

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Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House?
A: President Bill Clinton's code name was "Mr. Bush."

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Q: Why did the belt get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's вrеаsтs?
A: Silicon Valley.

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What Would Tiger Do?
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, "I have a confession to make. I'm not a virgin. I've been with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods, the golfer."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that."
The couple then makes passionate love. When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife.
"I'm hungry. I'm calling room service."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he goes back to the phone.
"What are you doing now?" she asks.
"I'm still hungry, so I'm going to ring room service for some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.
Exhausted after the third lоvемакing session, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole!"

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George W. Bush, Diск Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. РООF! He got some brains.
''I want to have a heart,'' said Diск Cheney. РООF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.)
''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. РООF! He had courage.
Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard.
Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''

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Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ?
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy тwат!

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Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears еrест and its mouth stretched in a big grimace.
She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!"
The wolf keeps grimacing.
She says, "My, what big eyes you have!"
The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth.
She says, "My, what big teeth you have!"
The wolf finally snaps and says, "F**k off! I'm trying to take a dump."

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Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, ''come Spot, come Spot!''

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To Boldly Go...
Q: Why did Captain Kirk рiss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: She's a woman.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thought fruit punch was a gаy boxer.

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