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This construction worker had climbed 20 stories to the job site. Once there he’d asked the foreman if he could go back down to take a leak.
Not wanting to lose the time, the foreman balanced on I-beam across another, stood on one end, and told the worker to walk out to the other end to рее.
While the worker was doing his business, the phone rang. The foreman, forgetting what he was doing, stepped off the I-beam and the worker plunged 20 stories to his death.
The next week the safety inspectors came by to conduct a routine investigation into the accident. They talked to the ground crew.
“I think it was sеx-related,” offered one of the crew.
“Sеx releated? How do you figure that?” said the investigator.
“Well, what made me look up was this guy coming down, diск in his hand, screaming, ‘where did that соскsuскеr go???'”
This kid walks into a general store one day and asks for a job. The owner tells him that he doesn’t need any help. The kid is persistent so the guy tells him to watch him when the next customer comes in. If he can do what he does, he’ll give him a job.
A few minutes later a customer comes in. “Good afternoon sir. What can I do for you?” The guy says, “I need some grass seed.” So the owner goes and gets it. When he gets back he says, “How about a lawn mower to go with this.”
“What do I need a lawn mower for?”
“Well when the grass grows your going to need something to cut it with.”
“Yea, OK, I’ll take a lawn mower too.” After the customer was gone, the owner turned to the kid and said, “That’s how it’s done. Can you do that?” The kid said, “Sure.”
So the next customer comes in and says, “I need some Tampax.” The kid says, “Yes sir.”, and goes after them. When he gets back he says, “Would you like a lawn mower to go with that?” The guy says, “What the hеll do I need a lawn mower for?” The kid replies, “You might as well cut the grass. Your weekend is shot, that’s for sure…..”