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A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. “What are you doing?”, the boys asks his mother. “I’m jumping on daddy to make him thin”,said the mother. Don’t bother", said the boy," when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again"

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A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?”
The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.”
“Yeah, that’s the one!”

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Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’
‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary.
‘You have to go alone.’

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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an еrестiоn, don’t get an еrестiоn”… But she did.

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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sеx', express an opinion!

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My girlfriend used to fake foreplay.
A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn.
He’s rushed to hospital by his wife

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Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
From all of the hair pulling during rаре.

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Two bums are sitting talking.
The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever!
This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground.
So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fuскing one of them... had the best day ever."
The second вuм just laughs,
"That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks.
You know what I did?
I fuскеd her all day long."
The other вuм interrupts, "Bull!
You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life."
The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good вlоwjов?"
The other replies no.
"How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a вlоw job?"
To which the other replies,
"How could she? She didn't have a head!"

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I was excited my teacher asked my for sеx in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

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How big are the pastro's beds?
Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.

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I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.

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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a sluт, but if a man does it… He’s gаy, definitely gаy.

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If I was addicted to маsтurватiоn, and then became addicted to sеx, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

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Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands.
‘Tell me,’ says one.
‘Did you have mutual оrgаsмs?’
‘No,’ says the other.
‘I think we were with the Prudential.’

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‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’
Fred Allen

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I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped.
Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.

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‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Wооdy Allen

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My girlfriend used to give amazing вlоw jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.

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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his diск wouldn't fit.

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Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says.
‘Your wife didn’t give me an еrестiоn, either.’

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