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Sеx Facts
1. The point at which the average men reaches his sеxuаl peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.
2. When it comes to online роrn, men are 6 times more likely than women to seek it out.
3. Time needed for a men to regain an еrестiоn from 2 minutes to 2 weeks.
4. Рuвiс hair is programmed to grow a certain amount.
5. People who have sеx once or twice a week have there inmune system boosted slightly.
6. Research shows that a man knows they're falling in love after 3 dates, but women don't fall in love until date 14.
7. Some professionals consider маsтurватiоn a cardiovascular workout.
8. There are 4,2 million роrn websites around the world.
9. Couples who don't have a tv in their bedroom have 50% more sеx.
10. Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sеx life.
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sеx will surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear. Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. It was nice, slow, and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dоng." She pauses, wipes away a tear and then continues, "And if that dамnеd ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
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Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but hоrny too so they begin to have sеx with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sеx with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is:
The guy says,
"I’m a fireman"
The prince says,
"Then we’ll burn your diск off!"
The second guy says,
"I’m an employee at the shooting range"
The prince says,
"Then we’ll shoot your diск off!"
The third guy smiles and says,
"I’m a lollipop salesman
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