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A study shows women are more interested in how a реnis looks than in how big it is …
As long as it looks big.

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I’m going to view a new house today with period features.
She hates it when I call her that!!

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Have you ever noticed that a girl’s grades correspond directly to her вrа size?

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I write my mistresses’ phone numbers on the rear view mirror.
I know my wife would never think to look there.

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Its two in the morning and the phone rings. The husband rolls over in his bed toward the phone and picks it up.
“hello---How would I know, Im not the weather man.” He hangs up.
His wife rolls over and asks him who it was.
“Just some guy asking if the coast is clear.”

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I went to see a therapist.
I said, “I’m not sure if I’m a man or a woman.”
He said, “Right. Just pull your pants down for me.”
I said, “No.”
He said, “You’re a woman.”

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Feminists are funny until they start voicing their opinions.
Then they’re hilarious.

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I only have one word for women who look at me like I’m some kind of sеx object…
Hi.

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I got pulled over by a female cop…
When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said “NOTHING”
“Am I free to go?”
“Sure, you can if you want to…”
I Started to Leave
“I just think it’s funny how…”
“I mean, do you want me to stay… Is there something we need to talk about?”
“…no, everything’s fine. You can go.”

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Learner drivers need to put up a ‘L’ sign.
So why don’t women put a ‘W’ sign up to warn us?

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I saw a bloke wearing a T-shirt that said, “This is what a feminist looks like”.
Right enough, he had no тiтs and a bit of a moustache.

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Speeding along at 60mph, there was a buzz from my mobile on the dashboard.
“Your phone just went,” said my wife.
“It’s only a text,” I replied. “I’ll check it when we get there.”
She picked up the phone, and looked at it suspiciously. Then she tapped the screen, scrolled down and started reading. “I thought so,” she sneered. “It’s yet another сrар joke from Dave about women being bad drivers.”
“Watch the f**king road,” I snapped. “You just went straight through a red light.”

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Just remember, behind every angry woman there is a man with absolutely no fuскing clue about what the hеll he’s done wrong.

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When the toilet seat is up, a man can рiss with deadly accuracy.
When someone leaves the seat down, a man рissеs like an epileptic at a disco.

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Why do men become more intellectual during sеx?
Because they’re plugged into a fuскing know-it-all.

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Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he will come home with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items she will come home with 54. Its science.

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I was trying to find a way to кill my wife without raising suspicion.
So I bought her a car.

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Feminists.
Because every вiтсh with dad issues isn’t hot enough to be a stripper.

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I got hit by a car three times this morning.
That’s the last time I get out and try and direct my wife off the driveway.

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News: A schoolgirl who jumped out of a car just before it rolled off a cliff said she is “so lucky” to be alive.
So that’s the best women can do, getting out of the slowly moving car before it’s destroyed by a 250m fall…
Turn the steering wheel love.

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