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How do you make your wife do anything for you?
Answer: Take away her Credit Card

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What do you do when your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.

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A man is only as faithful as his options.

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What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.

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What is the mating call of a blond? I'm so drunк. What is the mating call of a brunette? Is that blonde gone yet? What is ther mating call of a redhead? NEXT!

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There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his wееniе.
That being uncouth,
He dipped it in vermouth,
And slipped his wife a dry martini.

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If I had a penny for every time someone called me sexist...
I'd probably be earning more than the average woman.

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If my wife made a dollar for every sexist joke I make
She'd be $.77 richer right now

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If there's anything my wife has taught me about being sexist,
It's probably wrong because she's a woman.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra? … … She couldn’t solve inequalities.

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I don’t tell sexist jokes at parties any more.
They’re too complicated for women.

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There are some girls that like to do something called "homie hopping" and homie hopping is basically a girl dates a guy and then she ends up trying to get with his friends, and then she gets with someone new, then jumps to his other friends, and so on. Guys have this and it's called "testing the waters".

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My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what… She couldn’t do either.

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It’s hard to be a woman - they have to think like a man, act like a lady, look like a young girl and work like a horse.
It’s easy to be a feminist - they don’t think like a man, don’t act like a lady, don’t look like a young girl and smell like a horse.

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It’s amazing how the muscle strength of a woman changes during the day…
In the morning she’s can’t even open a jar of marmalade, while at night it’s impossible to get a piece of the blanket…

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My wife says ‘Strike when the iron’s hot’
I tell her ‘Iron when the iron’s hot’

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I came home today to find my washing machine had broken down and started to leak.
It’s that time of the fuскing month again.

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My girlfriend said I don’t pay her enough attention.
It’s not my fault she’s wears clothes around the house.

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Opinions are like diскs, only men should have them.

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“Two heads are better than one” - undeniable proof that men, are indeed, the superior sеx.

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