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A Giants fаn, a Padre fаn, and a Dodger fаn are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Padre fаn insists he's the most loyal. "This is for San Diego!" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Giants fаn is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for San Francisco!" and pushes the Dodger fаn off the mountain.

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I hate playing sports with my girlfriend. I always beat her.
After I lose.

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Sports Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I used to play sports until I realized I could buy trophies... Now I'm good at everything.

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Sports Jokes One-Liner Jokes

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will кill you? – A pool table.

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How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

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The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

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Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game?
Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)
4. Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

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A blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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Sports Jokes Blonde Jokes

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired
(Too tired)

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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Sports Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified?
Yes, but why?
Because he was superstitious.
He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...

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Sports Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Young, blond, sеxy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...

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Sports Jokes Blonde Jokes

The coach says to the boxer encouragement words:
The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...

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The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods.
Swimming

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Why are old socks good for golf?
Because they have eighteen holes.

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Did you hear about the small golf course?
You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.

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China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

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