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Why did the football coach flood the pitch?
Because he wanted to bring on the sub!

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"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy."
Waiter:
"That's because they're pickled onions, sir."

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!

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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?"
I said,
"No, permanent."

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Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine.
He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.
After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves.
As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton!
Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!"
"What's the matter?"
Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.
"Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted.
"You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What do golfers use in China?
China tees!

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How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top

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The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.

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Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

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He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.

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A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.
"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.
"Who gave those beauties to you?"
"Nobody gave them to me," said Sam.
"I had to fight like crazy for both of them."

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Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call.
Ricky's Wife:
"Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife."
Australian team Manager:
"Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him."
Ricky's Wife:
"No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"

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I’ve got nothing against watching a darts match.
I just wish my IQ were low enough to enjoy it.

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The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room.
She wakes her husband up:
Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...

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An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.

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While giving a physical, a doctor notices that his patient’s shins are covered in dark, savage bruises.
‘Tell me,’ says the doctor.
‘Do you play hockey or soccer?’
‘No,’ said the man. ‘But my wife and I play bridge.’

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The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day.
The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters.
Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.

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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dореy's alive!"

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What did the trampolinist say?
‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’
Tennis

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