Donald Trump Jokes

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What is the difference between Russia and reality?
Trump had connections with Russia.

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Donald Trump just turned 73
Which makes him the first President whose age surpassed his IQ.

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Нiтlеr died in 1945, Donald Trump was born in 1946...
Coincidence? No.
Mystery? Maybe.
Hotel? Trivago.

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Not everything Donald Trump says is sтuрid.
The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!

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There's a term for Presidents like Trump.
Probably not two terms, though...

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After the UN summit, it was really shameful to see so many people basically openly mocking a mentally challenged child.
Though to be fair, Trump probably had it coming.

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Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion
Probably because Mexico has more aliens

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If I were American, I'd vote Bernie...
But I'm Russian, so I'm voting Trump

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Why is it impossible to throw a вееr at Trump?
Because he's a draft dodger

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a debate...
America says,
"What is this, a joke?"

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So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton.
That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline.

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What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common?
His supporters have a blind trust.

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What did Donald Trump say after his attempt to hang himself failed?
"Fake Noose!"

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Trump hates saying "yes" to Mexicans so much
We may as well call him the "Not Si" President

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This Clown Craze has gone too far.
I mean think about it
Donald Trump President of America

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Why is it impossible for Trump to hang himself?
Fake noose

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Donald Trump is going to be president in 4 days.
That.. That's it...

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If Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on a stranded island, who would survive?
The United States of America

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I wish I had Trump as a teacher.
Citations would be easy
"You know it, I know it, everyone knows it"

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Donald Trump is the next President but...
The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.

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