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How tariffs work:

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Meanwhile on Mcdonald island the tariff wars begin

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Elves and Men started this war, we will sit down with Sauron and discuss which rare earth metal reserves and pieces of the Shire he would like in return for peace. Which isildur never even tried, by...

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RECIPROCAL TARIFFS: Narnia 67% Mars 54% Middle-earth 45% Hogwarts 33% Mordor 29% Westeros 25% Asgard 22% Wakanda 22% Jupiter 10%

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Captain... The Borg are about to attack. How do you know Mr Data. They added me to the group chat!!

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It's a trap! How do you know? Moff Jerierrod just added me to the Deathstar aroun chat

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Pippin accidentally getting added to the Sauron-Saruman-Denethor group chat

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I know im a moron but you should see my supporters

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I need ammunition. We need makeup

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On the bright side, the SpaceX guy has been put in charge of rush delivering the newly updated Air Force One

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You were like a brother to me.I loved you! Ты не мой брат, ты моя область!!

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"You should be saying thank you to me for trying to end this conflict by building the Death Star."

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Employee of month

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Today I learned that РоrnНuв is a Canadian company.
I bet if they blocked it in America, this whole trade war would end prematurely.

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Fun Fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3.5 feet in diameter.
That makes it the second biggest asshole in the world.

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The Trump-Zelenskyy meeting

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Zelenski Trump Putin

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When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus.

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Trump - Musk

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Makes toilets great again!!

Makes toilets great again!!

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